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Originally posted by LittleBear
I'm a cartesian bear.

🙂
well you THINK you are

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
well you THINK you are
A descartesian bear?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A descartesian bear?
Now that's what I call a smart post!

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What did the mathmetician do when he got constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.


Sorry, that's my only maths joke...

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a software engineer, a phycisist and a mathematician were put in charge of a technical matter: the lights were out in a room.

first in went the engineer. he hit the switch, but nothing happened. "it must be a hardware failure" he thought, shrugged, and walked away.

then in came the phycisist. hit the lights, observed no light. but because he had some deductive capabilities, he thought the problem must be a broken lightbulb. he changed it, but the lights still stayed out. he shrugged, and walked away.

last in came the mathematician, hit the lights as all the others. surprisingly, nothing. he concluded it must be the lightbulb, and went on to change that. the room stayed dark. he wasn't satisfied, so he deduced that if not in the lightbulb, then the problem must lie in the fuse box. he went on to check the fuses, and sure enough, there was a broken one indeed. the mathematician closed the fuse box, and walked away extremely happy, because the solution did indeed exist!

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it has to know its own Godel number!

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Heck! that last one was NOT from me!! It was from my husband who forgot that it was me logged in, not him. no no no no no i don't do maths jokes aaaghghghgh

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Originally posted by Zigzog
Heck! that last one was NOT from me!! It was from my husband who forgot that it was me logged in, not him. no no no no no i don't do maths jokes aaaghghghgh
You should try it some time, it's fun!

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Why did the woman only get 17 cents from a €1000 cheque?

Because her partner had to cosine it 🙂

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A chemist, a physicist and an engineer were asked to consider the proposition: All odd numbers are prime.

Chemist, 1 sort of, 3, yes, 5 yes, plot the graph: they're all prime
Physicist: 1, sort of, 3 -yes, 5-yes, 7-yes, 9 -no, 11- yes: plot the graph, just one outlier, so yes, they're all prime
Engineer: 1 sort of, 3-yes, 5-yes , 7-yes, 9- yes : I guess they're all prime

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int(1/cabin) = houseboat

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Someone make up a clever use of the 'smooth operator' double entendre. Now.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
int(1/cabin) = houseboat
are we talking natural log or mdf?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
int(1/cabin) = houseboat
that was in my first post-except i used holiday home instead of house boat...

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Originally posted by genius
that was in my first post-except i used holiday home instead of house boat...
Well you did it wrong.