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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Well you did it wrong.
same basic joke, just differently...

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat?

Mod sheep times Mod goat times the sine of the angle between them times a unit vector perpendicular to them both in a right-handed sense.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Someone make up a clever use of the 'smooth operator' double entendre. Now.
Why don't you do it? After all, you are the mathematician here.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Well you did it wrong.
but you forgot the d.cabin if we are being particular

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Why don't you do it? After all, you are the mathematician here.
"the" mathematician? There are several here by the looks of things.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Why don't you do it? After all, you are the mathematician here.
The smooth operator, Double-D, who seduced the lovely Polly Nomial?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
The smooth operator, Double-D, who seduced the lovely Polly Nomial?
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This is all your fault, Nordlys.

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Originally posted by Palynka
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This is all your fault, Nordlys.
Sorry. 😳

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Q. what's the difference between an accountant and an actuary?

A. an actuary does much the same job as an accountant, but lacks their bubbly, vivacious personality...