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I love the scintillating aroma that emanates from the bag as I unfurl its beckoning lips, the moist and pungent air that rises up to envelope my senses, the gentle crinkle as the wrapper acquiesces to my every advance. All this, and a preformed ellipse of hashed and browned potatoes to boot. A velvet smooth coffee made of the finest melted brown crayons soothes my soul.

Love, I name thee McD's breakfast combo #1 w/o cheese.

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Oh God, I just creamed my shorts.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I love the scintillating aroma that emanates from the bag as I unfurl its beckoning lips, the moist and pungent air that rises up to envelope my senses, the gentle crinkle as the wrapper acquiesces to my every advance. All this, and a preformed ellipse of hashed and browned potatoes to boot. A velvet smooth coffee made of the finest melted brown crayons soothes my soul.

Love, I name thee McD's breakfast combo #1 w/o cheese.
Real Men Combo #2! Feel The Sausage!

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Originally posted by PBE6
Love, I name thee McD's breakfast combo #1 w/o cheese.
McD is the Britney Spears of food.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Love, I name thee McD's breakfast combo #1 w/o cheese.
*May cause cancer*

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Originally posted by Palynka
McD is the Britney Spears of food.
You mean it's the only food that makes Kevin Federline look responsible?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
*May cause cancer*

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Go punch a cactus, hippie. 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh God, I just creamed my shorts.
again???

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Originally posted by PBE6
You mean it's the only food that makes Kevin Federline look responsible?
It means that ignorance is bliss.

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Originally posted by Palynka
It means that ignorance is bliss.
People slag McD's with good reason, but just like Britney Spears, they do a few things very well. French fries are one. Egg McMuffins are another.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I love the scintillating aroma that emanates from the bag as I unfurl its beckoning lips, the moist and pungent air that rises up to envelope my senses, the gentle crinkle as the wrapper acquiesces to my every advance. All this, and a preformed ellipse of hashed and browned potatoes to boot. A velvet smooth coffee made of the finest melted brown crayons soothes my soul.

Love, I name thee McD's breakfast combo #1 w/o cheese.
So that's what stinks in here!

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Originally posted by PBE6
I love the scintillating aroma that emanates from the bag as I unfurl its beckoning lips, the moist and pungent air that rises up to envelope my senses, the gentle crinkle as the wrapper acquiesces to my every advance. All this, and a preformed ellipse of hashed and browned potatoes to boot. A velvet smooth coffee made of the finest melted brown crayons soothes my soul.

Love, I name thee McD's breakfast combo #1 w/o cheese.
Pseudofood.

You're eating garbage.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Pseudofood.

You're eating garbage.
I'm glad to see all the squares are up so early in the morning. 😞

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Originally posted by PBE6
I love the scintillating aroma that emanates from the bag as I unfurl its beckoning lips, the moist and pungent air that rises up to envelope my senses, the gentle crinkle as the wrapper acquiesces to my every advance. All this, and a preformed ellipse of hashed and browned potatoes to boot. A velvet smooth coffee made of the finest melted brown crayons soothes my soul.

Love, I name thee McD's breakfast combo #1 w/o cheese.
I think some kid ejaculated or at least spit in a burger at McDonald's once. I was stoned and I ate it anyway.

I have a REAL tough time going back there any more.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'm glad to see all the squares are up so early in the morning. 😞
There are teabaggers and teabagees. You are in the second group.

I got your squares hangin'.