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Is it fixated d'you think? ;-)
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Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
-- Grace Jones
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Drew Carey
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
-- Dave Letterman
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
-- Sting

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that'll be Mctayto then, with the extra t

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There are worse things to obsess over!

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Originally posted by yo its me
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There are worse things to obsess over!
Oy! It's your move!!!

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Originally posted by zorro34us
Is it fixated d'you think? ;-)
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Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
-- Grace Jones
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Dre ...[text shortened]... and a movie.
-- Sting

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that'll be Mctayto then, with the extra t
Sounds as if the poor chap is starving to death in some fantasy world.

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sex iz fun...
i'll bet good money it always haz been...

let us now consider tha lowly amoeba...
do amoebas have sex???
well,
not like humans...
fer one, they ain't gotta beg fer four hours...
and then shell out fer a cheezy movie???

nawwwww...
amoebas have it right...
they just suck inna big ole breath and hold it ever so tight and then -- sploorp...
one begets two...

wait...
wait a minnite...
if that's true, then that amoeba over there iz tha same amoeba over here...
and they iz tha same az tha amoebas in france...
and THEY iz tha same amoebas az in yer septic...

wait a minnite...

that means...

HOLY SMOKERS

that means the very first amoeba iz STILL alive...
AND,
heshe haz sex every day...



maybe mctayto haz it right...

more sex = live forever...



rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
sex iz fun...
i'll bet good money it always haz been...

let us now consider tha lowly amoeba...
do amoebas have sex???
well,
not like humans...
fer one, they ain't gotta beg fer four hours...
and then shell out fer a cheezy movie???

nawwwww...
amoebas have it right...
they just suck inna big ole breath and hold it ever so tight and then -- spl every day...



maybe mctayto haz it right...

more sex = live forever...



rookie
nice one, texas rookie... even though it wouldn't fly on rhp
3.(a) You will not create more than one account.

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Originally posted by zorro34us
Is it fixated d'you think? ;-)
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Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
-- Grace Jones
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Dre ...[text shortened]... and a movie.
-- Sting

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that'll be Mctayto then, with the extra t
I thought we weren't allow to talk about sex around here?!

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I've been modded for less!

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Originally posted by mlprior
I thought we weren't allow to talk about sex around here?!

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I've been modded for less!

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Well to be fair, you said you played with your ipod on the toilet.
I mean come on now. 😳

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Well to be fair, you said you played with your ipod on the toilet.
I mean come on now. 😳
That was a stinky story. 😉

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Originally posted by yo its me
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There are worse things to obsess over!
Examples, please!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Examples, please!
Are you trying to stir the pot?

If so, well done! 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Examples, please!
YIM, I'm sure, needs no help from the likes of me... but for the helluva it I'll toss

in 'being threatened, getting even, telling public lies and hurting innocent people'.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Examples, please!
There has to be worse things that one can obsess over then something that can be shared, comunicated and jointly enjoyed. To be obsessed over something that can not enjoy the obsession for example; like being obsessed with apples- or cars- or a band; because an obesession here can only be a one way thing. Although one might meet others who share their obsession, it's still an obsession that is appart from the people involved. Where as sex is an agreed healthy excersise involving two people- in theory. To be obsessed about one aspect or a piticular style wouldn't be good though, it wouldn't be about the comunication then, just the act.

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Originally posted by yo its me
There has to be worse things that one can obsess over then something that can be shared, comunicated and jointly enjoyed. To be obsessed over something that can not enjoy the obsession for example; like being obsessed with apples- or cars- or a band; because an obesession here can only be a one way thing. Although one might meet others who share their obse ...[text shortened]... ular style wouldn't be good though, it wouldn't be about the comunication then, just the act.
You've just ruined sex for me, I used to think it was dirty. 😞

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