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Clearly, there are some persons here who will have to be removed by means of violets. Who is up to the task?

I'll be right back, have to go replace my clogs

is this place so dead? I will start writing a story in the maintime.

The door was locked. Johnny didn't know what to do now. Smoke was entering the room, along with a rising temperature. Who could've known his hair-styling products were inflammatory?
Suddenly he remembered his 1 year old little brother was still in his room. "Well", he thought, "tough luck for that little kiddo. I never wanted siblings anyway." With that, he took hold of a baseball bat and smashed one of the windows in the living room. Incidentally, the great hole he'd just created reminded him that the local D&D store was closing its doors in 30 minutes. And he still wanted to go there to buy some really cool trading cards.. He was going to have to run to make it.
Halfway down the route he was taking to the shop, he encountered a skinny kid. "ITS YOU!" His archnemesis cackled and starting eating a carrot. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Johnny wailed. But it was too late, the carrot was already gone.

And so it came to be, that darkness consumed the world, and forever would carrots be doomed to be eaten by skinny kids. THE END

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Clearly, there are some persons here who will have to be removed by means of violets. Who is up to the task?

I'll be right back, have to go replace my clogs

is this place so dead? I will start writing a story in the maintime.

The door was locked. Johnny didn't know what to do now. Smoke was entering the room, along with a rising temperature. Who co ...[text shortened]... d the world, and forever would carrots be doomed to be eaten by skinny kids. THE END
Please explain how to use a flower to remove a person. This is interesting.

Don't let me down and say you just don't know how to spell!

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9 edits... I suppose this thread could have been about laying carpet or purchasing paint at some point before edit 9.

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The guy is from my country, so he's not a native English speaker. I guess he needed the edits to make the story REALLY interesting. 😛😉😏

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
preferred 🙂

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Originally posted by Asthereal
The guy is from my country, so he's not a native English speaker. I guess he needed the edits to make the story REALLY interesting. 😛😉😏
So he's a lazy dick, because you can spell correctly? 🙂

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Alas, only I know the edit history of the first post of this thread, and I will now take some arsenic, so the mistery will never be solved. see you lot

why can I not add arows to my mesage

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Originally posted by mikelom
So he's a lazy dick, because you can spell correctly? 🙂
Maybe I was just lucky to spell correctly, or I am older and more experienced in the use of the English language, who knows.

At least the guy knows how to spell "and my axe" 😀

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Alas, only I know the edit history of the first post of this thread, and I will now take some arsenic, so the mistery will never be solved. see you lot

why can I not add arows to my mesage
Because you avatar is really annoying and arrows has 2 'r's......? 😏

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Alas, only I know the edit history of the first post of this thread, and I will now take some arsenic, so the mistery will never be solved. see you lot

why can I not add arows to my mesage
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Hey I had trouble with the arrows as well!
Guess it's not all Schakuhr's fault.

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Originally posted by Asthereal
Hey I had trouble with the arrows as well!
Guess it's not all Schakuhr's fault.
it's a conspiracy.

I suspect all the .be people did it.

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Maybe I was just lucky to spell correctly, or I am older and more experienced in the use of the English language, who knows.
Maybe I was just lucky to spell correctly, or I am older and more experienced in the use of the English language. Who knows?

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