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I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some fake tattoos that say "Love to Read" and stuff like that. Anyways I see this shim that lives in the neighborhood and xe is pushing this large blue barral. I assume xe is taking it home, and I like being a good neighbor so I offer to give a hand. Xe looks at me quizicly so I repete myself in spanish and this dude dressed like a lady flips out! Starts calling me all these derogatory thing and attacks my racial heritige. I say calm down I only wanted to help and meet some other kind folks in the hood, and xe threatens me with violence and how xes getting a gun! What is the world coming to when a guy can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some ...[text shortened]... y can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?
Impression: You might just possibly make a darn good RHP General Forum Moderator if Russ & Chris allow you to ride your 'bike' to work.



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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some ...[text shortened]... y can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?
nope that was the ..iceman

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Originally posted by fred garcia
nope that was the ..iceman
From Top Gun?

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some ...[text shortened]... y can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?
Its amazing how you can spell, transvestite, and derogatory...yet, repete?, barral?, heritige? awsome? somthing? quizicly?

I'm sure I read you went to school😕

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Originally posted by Elamef37
Its amazing how you can spell, transvestite, and derogatory...yet, repete?, barral?, heritige? awsome? somthing? quizicly?

I'm sure I read you went to school😕
You might be onto something here. But who is behind all this, I wonder...

Free Masons? Illuminati? Military-Industrial Complex? What do YOU think?

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Originally posted by Elamef37
Its amazing how you can spell, transvestite, and derogatory...yet, repete?, barral?, heritige? awsome? somthing? quizicly?

I'm sure I read you went to school😕
One of my best university friends, Barry Byrnes, hailed from Ascot, Brisbane. Sadly, this frail intellectual died quietly in his mid-thirties.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
One of my best university friends, Barry Byrnes, hailed from Ascot, Brisbane. Sadly, this frail intellectual died quietly in his mid-thirties.
...and spent the intervening portion of Eternity in a blue barral? What does Mr. Byrnes have to do with this?

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
...and spent the intervening portion of Eternity in a blue barral? What does Mr. Byrnes have to do with this?
All those words start with B?

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
...and spent the intervening portion of Eternity in a blue barral? What does Mr. Byrnes have to do with this?
Please click on Elamef37's profile. Thanks.




Edit: Correction... simply note the 'location' beneath his avatar.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Please click on Elamef37's profile. Thanks.




Edit: Correction... simply note the 'location' beneath his avatar.
I still don't see more than a very tenuous connection, although Dr. Rat may be on to something.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
I still don't see more than a very tenuous connection, although Dr. Rat may be on to something.
Impression: An ancillary nostalgic reference may be causing otherwise well intentioned posters to strain at gnats. Brisbane, alone, is in view.



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Originally posted by Palynka
You might be onto something here. But who is behind all this, I wonder...

Free Masons? Illuminati? Military-Industrial Complex? What do YOU think?
Voltaire did it

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Impression: An ancillary nostalgic reference may be causing otherwise well intentioned posters to strain at gnats. Brisbane, alone, is in view.



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A former flatmate of mine used to run around slapping fruit flies ineffectually. I found this most irritating and generally unnecessarily stimulating to the old alliterative "f" alternative response up in the adrenal cortex or whatever.

Other things that stress me out include belligerent dogs (except wolves) and the fear that I'm too stressed-out. The current (non sequitur) post reminds me, for self-referential reasons, of:

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia: Do_not_disrupt_Wikipedia_to_illustrate_a_point

2. The "Word Association (Football)" sketch

My keyboard is broken, and I'm having to delete extraneous numerals that arise when I type "g" or "h". This reminds me of what I was originally going to post here, namely:

"That (you post [see above]) is like talking about dynamic memory allocation while watching a pianist perform because both can involve keyboards."

I'm not sure how the themes (keyboards, annoyance, gnats, tenuous connections) of this post imply each other, but I suspect it goes back to gnats initially.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Please click on Elamef37's profile. Thanks.




Edit: Correction... simply note the 'location' beneath his avatar.
beneath his avatar

Under her avatar : Female spelt backwards😵

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