I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some fake tattoos that say "Love to Read" and stuff like that. Anyways I see this shim that lives in the neighborhood and xe is pushing this large blue barral. I assume xe is taking it home, and I like being a good neighbor so I offer to give a hand. Xe looks at me quizicly so I repete myself in spanish and this dude dressed like a lady flips out! Starts calling me all these derogatory thing and attacks my racial heritige. I say calm down I only wanted to help and meet some other kind folks in the hood, and xe threatens me with violence and how xes getting a gun! What is the world coming to when a guy can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?
Originally posted by cheshirecatstevensImpression: You might just possibly make a darn good RHP General Forum Moderator if Russ & Chris allow you to ride your 'bike' to work.
I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some ...[text shortened]... y can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?
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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevensnope that was the ..iceman
I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some ...[text shortened]... y can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?
Originally posted by cheshirecatstevensIts amazing how you can spell, transvestite, and derogatory...yet, repete?, barral?, heritige? awsome? somthing? quizicly?
I was out for a ride the other evening, and I saw my transvestite neighbor walking home. I am all about safe areas for kids to play, and that is why I started a neighborhood watch program where I ride my bike around and let police know when I see somthing fishy. So, back to the other day, I just got out of school, which was a awsome day I won some ...[text shortened]... y can't even help a neighbor. I just had a thought, didn't Dahmer use large plastic barrals?
I'm sure I read you went to school😕
Originally posted by Elamef37You might be onto something here. But who is behind all this, I wonder...
Its amazing how you can spell, transvestite, and derogatory...yet, repete?, barral?, heritige? awsome? somthing? quizicly?
I'm sure I read you went to school😕
Free Masons? Illuminati? Military-Industrial Complex? What do YOU think?
Originally posted by Elamef37One of my best university friends, Barry Byrnes, hailed from Ascot, Brisbane. Sadly, this frail intellectual died quietly in his mid-thirties.
Its amazing how you can spell, transvestite, and derogatory...yet, repete?, barral?, heritige? awsome? somthing? quizicly?
I'm sure I read you went to school😕
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyA former flatmate of mine used to run around slapping fruit flies ineffectually. I found this most irritating and generally unnecessarily stimulating to the old alliterative "f" alternative response up in the adrenal cortex or whatever.
Impression: An ancillary nostalgic reference may be causing otherwise well intentioned posters to strain at gnats. Brisbane, alone, is in view.
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Other things that stress me out include belligerent dogs (except wolves) and the fear that I'm too stressed-out. The current (non sequitur) post reminds me, for self-referential reasons, of:
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia: Do_not_disrupt_Wikipedia_to_illustrate_a_point
2. The "Word Association (Football)" sketch
My keyboard is broken, and I'm having to delete extraneous numerals that arise when I type "g" or "h". This reminds me of what I was originally going to post here, namely:
"That (you post [see above]) is like talking about dynamic memory allocation while watching a pianist perform because both can involve keyboards."
I'm not sure how the themes (keyboards, annoyance, gnats, tenuous connections) of this post imply each other, but I suspect it goes back to gnats initially.