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Originally posted by darvlay
Like a dolphin jumping over a rainbow on the small of the back?
Dolphins? 😕

Might as well put a My Little Pony there. 😵

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Originally posted by Palynka
Get back to me when you've had sex with someone with a small tattoo in the right spot.
You're assuming too much, you're assuming that from my perspective that there would be a 'right spot', but the case is that I think tatoos are ugly, outright, regardless of it's size or where it is placed, they're just ugly as far as I'm concerned, hence a turn off, I shan't be changing my opinion on this I can assure you.
Just admit you are wrong, certainly to think I would think the same way as you is wrong.

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Clerks behind the counter who act like you are a pain in the rump because you wish to buy something and are interupting the phone call they are having with their boyfriend.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
How do you like to prepare them?
Well Grandpa Bobby,

I have an affinity for a recipe that was passed down from my great-great-great grandma.
It requires a little time and effort.
The hard work is always worth the puffy golden reward.
I'll share it with you:


Creamy Celeriac And Sprout Puree.


12 ounces Brussels sprouts - trimmed
1 pound celeriac - cubed
1 ounce butter
1 tablespoon plain flour
5 tablespoons milk
1 egg yolk
1/4 pint single cream
2 tablespoons dried breadcrumbs
2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese seasoning


Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350F/180C/Gas 4. Bring two pans of water to the boil and cook the sprouts in one for about 8 minutes until tender, then drain. Cook the celeriac in the other pan for 15-20 minutes until tender. Drain. While the vegetables are cooking, melt the butter in a small pan, add the flour and cook for 1 minute. Gradually stir in the milk and bring to the boil, stirring, until you have a smooth, thick sauce. Season. Place the drained vegetables in a food processor or blender with the white sauce and process until smooth. Add the egg yolk and cream and process again until combined. Check seasoning. Pour the vegetable mixture into a buttered baking dish and sprinkle with the breadcrumbs and Parmesan. Bake for 20-25 minutes until puffy and golden. Serve immediately.


Enjoy GB!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
You're assuming too much, you're assuming that from my perspective that there would be a 'right spot', but the case is that I think tatoos are ugly, outright, regardless of it's size or where it is placed, they're just ugly as far as I'm concerned, hence a turn off, I shan't be changing my opinion on this I can assure you.
Just admit you are wrong, certainly to think I would think the same way as you is wrong.
My my my... you sound like you have a lot of pent up.......something!

If you don't mind me asking:

What do you do for a living?
Are you still in college?

Please, do not take offense---I'm just curious.
If I've offended you--then I apologize and will not pry any further.

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Originally posted by inthegreenroom
Well Grandpa Bobby,

I have an affinity for a recipe that was passed down from my great-great-great grandma.
It requires a little time and effort.
The hard work is always worth the puffy golden reward.
I'll share it with you:


Creamy Celeriac And Sprout Puree.


12 ounces Brussels sprouts - trimmed
1 pound celeriac - cubed
1 ounce butter ...[text shortened]... and Parmesan. Bake for 20-25 minutes until puffy and golden. Serve immediately.


Enjoy GB!
Thank you, TLC Honcho. Will both try it and pass it along to my Mom.


🙂

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thank you, TLC Honcho. Will both try it and pass it along to my Mom.


🙂
You are quite welcome good sir.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Mega Turnoffs



1. Lukewarm... Steaming hot or ice cold only please (coffee, tea, me and thee).

2. Disingenuous... Saying nice things about obnoxious people you can't stand.

3. Meddlesome... Sticking your long proboscis into somebody else's business.



4. ____________________




😀
"Woulda been a draw if I'd pushed that pawn, etc."

I hate that.

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Originally posted by inthegreenroom
My my my... you sound like you have a lot of pent up.......something!

If you don't mind me asking:

What do you do for a living?
Are you still in college?

Please, do not take offense---I'm just curious.
If I've offended you--then I apologize and will not pry any further.
For the benefit of you, as an American, I am not in what you would refer to as a "college", but I am in one in the British sense, but I shall be going to university in late september, I am merely a student.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
For the benefit of you, as an American, I am not in what you would refer to as a "college", but I am in one in the British sense, but I shall be going to university in late september, I am merely a student.
Dear Wolfie, you used the word merely. Students are very important people. Very very important. My brother told me. He's a bank manager! 😀😀😀

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41. 'Seeing persons' suffering self induced blindness... (more nearly a tragic sadness than a turnoff).


🙂

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Originally posted by mikelom
Dear Wolfie, you used the word merely. Students are very important people. Very very important. My brother told me. He's a bank manager! 😀😀😀
😀😀😀

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
😀😀😀
Education: A cyberspace log with Bad Wolf sitting on one end and Mikelom on the other.



😀


P.S. Second his comment.

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Well I'm a student at Uni in my third year and I like tattoos 🙂 There's something very tribal about em that implies that the girl that owns the tattoo would be um... a handful 🙂 In fact all of the girls I've been with that have had tattoos match up to that description and the ones that haven't, have been exceedingly ordinary.

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Originally posted by icantwrite
Well I'm a student at Uni in my third year and I like tattoos 🙂 There's something very tribal about em that implies that the girl that owns the tattoo would be um... a handful 🙂 In fact all of the girls I've been with that have had tattoos match up to that description and the ones that haven't, have been exceedingly ordinary.
I guess the ordinary ones didn't charge then? 😛