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I figure I must be right. I guess I got my period. I didn't realise until right now that males also have periods, but upon relfection I can see that it's true. Just about the time that their wife/girlfriend/lover/whatever/boyfriend get's all "Not tonight dear, jam sandwiches for tea, else...", then the men get ratty.

Like me now. No sex for 2 days, 8 hours, 22 minutes and I wanna do something stupid like shag the dog or vent my frustration upon some godbotherer or something...

Suggestions, please (apart from "Go do something to yourself," of course...)

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Originally posted by c99ux
I figure I must be right. I guess I got my period. I didn't realise until right now that males also have periods, but upon relfection I can see that it's true. Just about the time that their wife/girlfriend/lover/whatever/boyfriend get's all "Not tonight dear, jam sandwiches for tea, else...", then the men get ratty.

Like me now. No sex for 2 days, 8 hours, ...[text shortened]... ..

Suggestions, please (apart from "Go do something to yourself," of course...)
just watch some baseball... unless you are gay. then i guess rhythmic gymnastics would be fine.

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Originally posted by c99ux
I figure I must be right. I guess I got my period. I didn't realise until right now that males also have periods, but upon relfection I can see that it's true. Just about the time that their wife/girlfriend/lover/whatever/boyfriend get's all "Not tonight dear, jam sandwiches for tea, else...", then the men get ratty.

Like me now. No sex for 2 days, 8 hours, ...[text shortened]... ..

Suggestions, please (apart from "Go do something to yourself," of course...)
Try chatting up a fat chick.(do you have fat chicks in Japan?!)

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Dog Experimentation is the way forward.
lol, i'm going off you!

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Dog Experimentation is the way forward.
A dog will join with a man.

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Originally posted by c99ux
Yeah, but it takes a month to cultivate or whatever it is you have to do to them before you get to shag them. I suppose I could shag another one of my students...


Originally posted by Kaboooomba
[b]just watch some baseball... unless you are gay. then i guess rhythmic gymnastics would be fine.

Baseball's for gays, right? Like that bastardise ...[text shortened]... I'm a cricket and football man myself.

Oops, just remembered. We've been there already...[/b]
Find yourself a geesha girl or two then.

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Originally posted by c99ux
Baseball's for gays, right? Like that bastardised rugby game they have in the USA where they all wear helmets to protect their hairstyles?
Actually I think that's to protect their brain cell.

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Originally posted by Lucardo
Find yourself a geesha girl or two then.
Geishas don't do sex.

Whatever you've heard or seen, they don't do it for customers.

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Actually I think that's to protect their brain cell.
No, that's what their jockstraps are for.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
You see, a tin of pedigree chum and bob's your uncle.
Bob the dog's not her uncle!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Bob the dog's not her uncle!
I always thought "bobbing the dog" was an obscure action of some kind.