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Originally posted by c99ux
I figure I must be right. I guess I got my period. I didn't realise until right now that males also have periods, but upon relfection I can see that it's true. Just about the time that their wife/girlfriend/lover/whatever/boyfriend get's all "Not tonight dear, jam sandwiches for tea, else...", then the men get ratty.

Like me now. No sex for 2 days, 8 hours, ...[text shortened]... ..

Suggestions, please (apart from "Go do something to yourself," of course...)
A strong sex drive is good, but don't let it take over your life dude. I asked my 85 yr-old grandfather at 'what age could I expect some relief from being horny?' and he stuttered out, "You'll have to ask someone older than me sonny."
😲

I hear that exercising really helps, but in a real pinch you always have other means available to you - I mean, it's not like you need batteries.

Meanwhile... I read an article about getting laid. It said that you had to start early in the morning with your prospective mate and work all day at making the female feel good about herself.

Yeah, I know it's a lot of work, but what the heck, eh? A days work for 10 minutes of pleasure... then you can roll over and go to sleep.
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Oh bloddy hell,I am out of tampons.😞

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Oh bloddy hell,I am out of tampons.😞
lol. if he wants a boom boom, just have a wash.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
lol. if he wants a boom boom, just have a wash.
Not while I am" serving up red."
I may be a slut ,but I am not trashy too.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Not while I am" serving up red."
I may be a slut ,but I am not trashy too.
i meant him darling. it's just he's got some obvious problems getting laid, and looking in the wrong places. what do you think dear?

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
i meant him darling. it's just he's got some obvious problems getting laid, and looking in the wrong places. what do you think dear?
I am not that type of girl.Or any type of girl for that matter.This thread is about male menstration , and my companion is a female. She PMS'es three weeks a month and then "hell week'
starts.

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Well, thanks for all the advice and what have you, I decided to go and shag my Granny.
Coming out of her house, I met my Dad, and he was a bit pissed off when I told him what I'd just done.
"What? You've been shagging my mother?"
"Well," I replied, "you shagged mine..."