Originally posted by c99uxTo solve your problem once and for all, getting castrated is the way to go (killing yourself would work as well, but that involves doing something to yourself).
I figure I must be right. I guess I got my period. I didn't realise until right now that males also have periods, but upon relfection I can see that it's true. Just about the time that their wife/girlfriend/lover/whatever/boyfriend get's all "Not tonight dear, jam sandwiches for tea, else...", then the men get ratty.
Like me now. No sex for 2 days, 8 hours, ...[text shortened]... ..
Suggestions, please (apart from "Go do something to yourself," of course...)
Originally posted by c99uxMan, Hollywood sucks and offers nothing but stupidity... but, then again, why not trying the 'American Pie' thing, uh?
I figure I must be right. I guess I got my period. I didn't realise until right now that males also have periods, but upon relfection I can see that it's true. Just about the time that their wife/girlfriend/lover/whatever/boyfriend get's all "Not tonight dear, jam sandwiches for tea, else...", then the men get ratty.
Like me now. No sex for 2 days, 8 hours, ...[text shortened]... ..
Suggestions, please (apart from "Go do something to yourself," of course...)
I've heard warm blueberry jam offers a fragrant, yet pleasant sensation.
Originally posted by jareyesI always go with the chicken from the local supermarket. Whole that is...
Man, Hollywood sucks and offers nothing but stupidity... but, then again, why not trying the 'American Pie' thing, uh?
I've heard warm blueberry jam offers a fragrant, yet pleasant sensation.
a little Cold...but ok once you get "cookin"....
M..
Originally posted by mochironStuffed or plain chicken? 🙂
I always go with the chicken from the local supermarket. Whole that is...
a little Cold...but ok once you get "cookin"....
M..
Btw... like 15 years ago, at criminal law course, a professor told us why ducks were so popular among zoophiliacs: Right after stuffing the duck the key was to severe their heads so the contractions would, you know... well... wahooooo 😞
Originally posted by jareyestchk tchk tchk:'(
Stuffed or plain chicken? 🙂
Btw... like 15 years ago, at criminal law course, a professor told us why ducks were so popular among zoophiliacs: Right after stuffing the duck the key was to severe their heads so the contractions would, you know... well... wahooooo 😞
Originally posted by c99uxPersonally,I am an ass 24/7/365.25.
I figure I must be right. I guess I got my period. I didn't realise until right now that males also have periods, but upon relfection I can see that it's true. Just about the time that their wife/girlfriend/lover/whatever/boyfriend get's all "Not tonight dear, jam sandwiches for tea, else...", then the men get ratty.
Like me now. No sex for 2 days, 8 hours, ...[text shortened]... ..
Suggestions, please (apart from "Go do something to yourself," of course...)