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Originally posted by mokko
HEY! This is my operation buddy boy! There will be no riendeer harmed in any way! GOT IT!
Uh-oh Pawnfondler! You are going to have go with the old "I assessed Rudolph as a threat to my unit sir, so I eliminated the threat." then hope you don't get busted down to Ltn.

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Originally posted by Merk
Uh-oh Pawnfondler! You are going to have go with the old "I assessed Rudolph as a threat to my unit sir, so I eliminated the threat." then hope you don't get busted down to Ltn.
It's ok...we'll just take him down during the mission.

Fondler that is....not rudolph!

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Originally posted by mokko
Awol.


pfft...some bond you are!
no its not that kind of awal. Clearly you weren't informed at the last briefing.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
no its not that kind of awal. Clearly you weren't informed at the last briefing.
I DO the briefings...not GO to them 😠

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Originally posted by mokko
I DO the briefings...not GO to them 😠
Who gets to do the debriefings?

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Originally posted by Merk
Who gets to do the debriefings?
try completing your mission first.
pffft amateurs

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Originally posted by mokko
I DO the briefings...not GO to them 😠
sounds like you need to be better informed than i'd say.

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Originally posted by Merk
Who gets to do the debriefings?
How many times to I have to go over this?

No pants are coming off during this mission!

Now...at some point I'm going to need some gingerbread cookies.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
try completing your mission first.
pffft amateurs
I have to know first. I won't go on a mission if I am going to be debriefed by an amateur. That virgins thing is for another religion.

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Originally posted by Merk
I have to know first. I won't go on a mission if I am going to be debriefed by an amateur. That virgins thing is for another religion.
ok...wait.....what's the mission again?

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Originally posted by mokko
ok...wait.....what's the mission again?
OH YA! Gingerbread cookies YUMMMMMMMMM

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Originally posted by mokko
How many times to I have to go over this?

No pants are coming off during this mission!

Now...at some point I'm going to need some gingerbread cookies.
I am more of a weapons and tactics expert than a baker. Does this mission really need a cook? Can we just stop by the bakery on the way to the drop point? A word of advice, don't eat while you are Fastroping.

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Originally posted by Merk
I am more of a weapons and tactics expert than a baker. Does this mission really need a cook? Can we just stop by the bakery on the way to the drop point? A word of advice, don't eat while you are Fastroping.
We don't have to do the cooking....just get in and grab the stash from Mrs. Claus personal stock. 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
ok...wait.....what's the mission again?
Sir! To secure the North Pole and protect the future of Christmas! Sir!

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Originally posted by Merk
I am more of a weapons and tactics expert than a baker. Does this mission really need a cook? Can we just stop by the bakery on the way to the drop point? A word of advice, don't eat while you are Fastroping.
while you guys were bickering.
ive secured the north pole.
rudolph is being held hostage in the barracks, and will not be released until i'm off the naughty list.
No children will get there presents if my demand is not met. You have 2 hours. Enjoy your cookies.
MUUUHHHUUAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
MUUUHHHUUAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
muuhahahaha
muhahahah
hahaha
that is all.