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Originally posted by pawnfondler
NO!
I packed a lunch!
I have lunchables and cheese strings, and a juice box! Fruit punch!
And I packed cookies.
Evil always plans ahead!
MUUHUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Lol! Evil packs a meal like its a school lunch for a 9 year old. Lol! Next time go with the MRE's.

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BLReid launches ICBM and destroys North Pole, along with all combatants in this little story. Millions of children world wide now have to face the cold hard realities of life without hope of annual gifts from a magic elf.

Over and Out.

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Originally posted by Merk
Lol! Evil packs a meal like its a school lunch for a 9 year old. Lol! Next time go with the MRE's.
gaaaah
my character is trying to get his name taken off of the naughty list.
And you want me to pack steak?

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Originally posted by mokko
only if you share your juice box with me. 🙂
ok, but I want two cookies than.

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Originally posted by BLReid
BLReid launches ICBM and destroys North Pole, along with all combatants in this little story. Millions of children world wide now have to face the cold hard realities of life without hope of annual gifts from a magic elf.

Over and Out.
No good. Won't work. missile defense systems.

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Originally posted by BLReid
BLReid launches ICBM and destroys North Pole, along with all combatants in this little story. Millions of children world wide now have to face the cold hard realities of life without hope of annual gifts from a magic elf.

Over and Out.
hahahahahaha.....that was the decoy north pole

hahahahaha

sucker.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
ok, but I want two cookies than.
two cookies and you put away the flame thrower.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
gaaaah
my character is trying to get his name taken off of the naughty list.
And you want me to pack steak?
Or chicken.

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Originally posted by mokko
hahahahahaha.....that was the decoy north pole

hahahahaha

sucker.
Dang! I thought my globe was upside down, and that was my last missile!

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Originally posted by BLReid
Dang! I thought my globe was upside down, and that was my last missile!
want a gingerbread cookie?

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ok.
but are my demands met yet?

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
ok.
but are my demands met yet?
want another cookie?

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Originally posted by mokko
want a gingerbread cookie?
Is it one of the little people shaped ones, with the frosted buttons?

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Originally posted by mokko
want another cookie?
yeah😳
but only if you brought some tea to dip it in.😞

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
ok.
but are my demands met yet?
We don't negotiate with Christmas terrorists.