Merk

Originally posted by mokko
We don't have to do the cooking....just get in and grab the stash from Mrs. Claus personal stock. 😀

That's a good idea. She will probably be entertaining the elves while the boss is on his business trip.

Originally posted by Merk
That's a good idea. She will probably be entertaining the elves while the boss is on his business trip.

hahahahhahahahhaha
Incompetent fools.
miss claus is in the barracks with rudolph.
there will be no goodies when you arrive in th north pole.

Originally posted by Merk
Sir! To secure the North Pole and protect the future of Christmas! Sir!

OH crap....THAT right!

And now it looks like we have to do a rescue mission....

We'll fly overhead in our stealth helicopter. I've managed to get through to rudolph using elf bell tones. He says the captor is a dufus. He'll never see us coming.

Originally posted by pawnfondler
while you guys were bickering.
ive secured the north pole.
rudolph is being held hostage in the barracks, and will not be released until i'm off the naughty list.
No children will get there presents if my demand is not met. You have 2 hours. Enjoy your cookies.
MUUUHHHUUAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
MUUUHHHUUAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
muuhahahaha
muhahahah
hahaha
that is all.

Rudolph is the runt of the litter. Santa can just duct tape a flashlight to the nose of another reindeer. Take out the target and move on. That's an order.

Originally posted by Merk
Rudolph is the runt of the litter. Santa can just duct tape a flashlight to the nose of another reindeer. Take out the target and move on. That's an order.

they have tried, past christmas.
Only Rudolphs nose is bright enough.
By this time Santa should be lost in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
Helpless.
Lightless.
Without a hope in the world.
Unless my demands are met, he will remain lost!
MUUUHUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

Originally posted by pawnfondler
they have tried, past christmas.
Only Rudolphs nose is bright enough.
By this time Santa should be lost in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
Helpless.
Lightless.
Without a hope in the world.
Unless my demands are met, he will remain lost!
MUUUHUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

Alright you little maniac. I'm here and I'm in charge now. Got that? One wrong move out of you and I'll put my foot so far up your backside you won't be able to sit for a month!

NOW....you'll be meeting MY demands punk. 😠

Originally posted by pawnfondler
they have tried, past christmas.
Only Rudolphs nose is bright enough.
By this time Santa should be lost in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
Helpless.
Lightless.
Without a hope in the world.
Unless my demands are met, he will remain lost!
MUUUHUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

Major. You are endangering the mission. I cannot allow that. I will smoke check you if I have to Major.

Originally posted by mokko
Alright you little maniac. I'm here and I'm in charge now. Got that? One wrong move out of you and I'll put my foot so far up your backside you won't be able to sit for a month!

NOW....you'll be meeting MY demands punk. 😠

say hello to my flame thrower!

Originally posted by pawnfondler
say hello to my flame thrower!

Awww...come on sweetie...it's me😀 You're good friend Mokko. You know you don't really want to hurt me. come sit down and we can have some fresh baked gingerbread cookies together. 🙂

Originally posted by Merk
Major. You are endangering the mission. I cannot allow that. I will smoke check you if I have to Major.

It's ok...I'm alright now. Just a bit of pms there for a second. It's passed now. 🙂 Carry on.

Originally posted by pawnfondler
hahahahhahahahhaha
Incompetent fools.
miss claus is in the barracks with rudolph.
there will be no goodies when you arrive in th north pole.

You might want to think about letting your hostages go so you can find something to eat. Reindeer are not good eatin' and I doubt mrs. Clause is either.

Originally posted by Merk
You might want to think about letting your hostages go so you can find something to eat. Reindeer are not good eatin' and I doubt mrs. Clause is either.

NO!
I packed a lunch!
I have lunchables and cheese strings, and a juice box! Fruit punch!
And I packed cookies.
Evil always plans ahead!
MUUHUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Originally posted by pawnfondler
NO!
I packed a lunch!
I have lunchables and cheese strings, and a juice box! Fruit punch!
And I packed cookies.
Evil always plans ahead!
MUUHUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

can I have your cheese string?

Originally posted by mokko
can I have your cheese string?

evil doesn't share.
I will trade you some cheese string for some ginger bread cookie.

Originally posted by pawnfondler
evil doesn't share.
I will trade you some cheese string for some ginger bread cookie.

only if you share your juice box with me. 🙂