Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveI like mine with orange juice and a slice.
I met a tramp/hobo who would mix meths with cider......urghhh!
edit; that's methylated spirits.
A man walks into an ironmongers and asks for a bottle of meths.
The man serving said “I have heard about you before, I am not going to sell you a bottle because I know you will drink it!”
“I am a carpenter and I need a bottle urgently for a job”, replied the customer.
“I do not believe you”, said the man serving.
The customer vehemently replied “No, honest it is for a job”.
The man serving looked at him with an anxious face and reluctantly agreed.
As he walked into the back room for the bottle, the customer shouted behind him “you haven’t got a cold one have you”.
As told by Steve Wright many years ago on BBC Radio1.
I thank you.