23 Feb 09
I'm heading to the Mayan Riviera for some much undeserved R&R this Thursday. I will be drinking flaming cucurachas and doing tequila stands in the pool, while pasty Dutch and Ohioan bigots parade around in their under-thongs and lament at the lack of sour cream on their taco platters.
It shall be not grand, but grande!
Si you amigos on the other side of the electro-fence!
😵
23 Feb 09
Originally posted by PBE6Watch yourself down there. The State dept put out a warning against travelling to Mexico. There has been a few kidnappings lately related to the Mexican drug wars. But if you must go, stay the hell away from the water. That alone will kill you worse than anything down there.
I'm heading to the Mayan Riviera for some much undeserved R&R this Thursday. I will be drinking flaming cucurachas and doing tequila stands in the pool, while pasty Dutch and Ohioan bigots parade around in their under-thongs and lament at the lack of sour cream on their taco platters.
It shall be not grand, but grande!
Si you amigos on the other side of the electro-fence!
😵
23 Feb 09
Originally posted by Scotty70I hear they also like bananas. A LOT!
Watch yourself down there. The State dept put out a warning against travelling to Mexico. There has been a few kidnappings lately related to the Mexican drug wars. But if you must go, stay the hell away from the water. That alone will kill you worse than anything down there.
23 Feb 09
Originally posted by PBE6badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
I'm heading to the Mayan Riviera for some much undeserved R&R this Thursday. I will be drinking flaming cucurachas and doing tequila stands in the pool, while pasty Dutch and Ohioan bigots parade around in their under-thongs and lament at the lack of sour cream on their taco platters.
It shall be not grand, but grande!
Si you amigos on the other side of the electro-fence!
😵
24 Feb 09
Originally posted by Scotty70Shut up, gringo. The part of Mexico where he's heading to is safer than the White House's toilette.
Watch yourself down there. The State dept put out a warning against travelling to Mexico. There has been a few kidnappings lately related to the Mexican drug wars. But if you must go, stay the hell away from the water. That alone will kill you worse than anything down there.
Don't let Fox News exaggerated stories scare you like a little beeatch.
Viva PBE6! Enjoy Mexico, amigo! 🙂
24 Feb 09
Originally posted by SeitseAnd you can tell from Europe what's happening in Mexico? Sweet!
Shut up, gringo. The part of Mexico where he's heading to is safer than the White House's toilette.
Don't let Fox News exaggerated stories scare you like a little beeatch.
Viva PBE6! Enjoy Mexico, amigo! 🙂
I actually know a few people who watch Fox Un-News. Scary. They seemed smart.
24 Feb 09
Originally posted by pawnhandlerLOL, it's trikcy when it's about Fox, uh 🙂
And you can tell from Europe what's happening in Mexico? Sweet!
I actually know a few people who watch Fox Un-News. Scary. They seemed smart.
Yeah, well, my super vision powers help a little bit. Also my mind reading techniques 🙂
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24 Feb 09
Originally posted by Scotty70but it's like that over the WHOLE of latin america, best thing he can do is just stay in his hotel room the whole trip blogging about how much fun he is having in mexico when he goes out of his daily trip to a supermarket to buy american cream cheese, oh think of the interaction with the local people he will be able to talk about.
Watch yourself down there. The State dept put out a warning against travelling to Mexico. There has been a few kidnappings lately related to the Mexican drug wars. But if you must go, stay the hell away from the water. That alone will kill you worse than anything down there.
i gave the lady in the shop 10 pesos and she said 'tienes cinco pesos mas?' i had no idea what she said, oh such joy learning about new cultures.
idiot.
24 Feb 09
Originally posted by trev33Rec'd
but it's like that over the WHOLE of latin america, best thing he can do is just stay in his hotel room the whole trip blogging about how much fun he is having in mexico when he goes out of his daily trip to a supermarket to buy american cream cheese, oh think of the interaction with the local people he will be able to talk about.
i gave the lady in the s ...[text shortened]... pesos mas?' i had no idea what she said, oh such joy learning about new cultures.
idiot.
24 Feb 09
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Originally posted by trev33I know it's blunt sarcasm and all, but I've heard that all Mexicans are
but it's like that over the WHOLE of latin america, best thing he can do is just stay in his hotel room the whole trip blogging about how much fun he is having in mexico when he goes out of his daily trip to a supermarket to buy american cream cheese, oh think of the interaction with the local people he will be able to talk about.
i gave the lady in the s pesos mas?' i had no idea what she said, oh such joy learning about new cultures.
idiot.
genuinely evil, looking to strip you naked and take you for what you
got. They even do it in front of your evening hooker!
😲
PB'd be wise to stay away from the land of infidels.
24 Feb 09
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Originally posted by JigtieI have been kidnapped. Send multi-peso notes, please!!! Plonkers. 🙄
I know it's blunt sarcasm and all, but I've heard that all Mexicans are
genuinely evil, looking to strip you naked and take you for what you
got. They even do it in front of your evening hooker!
😲
PB'd be wise to stay away from the land of infidels.
I can't wait to embarrass myself on the beaches of sunny Puerto Morelos:
"Vamos a la playa, si?"
- "No senor, estamos en la playa, we are already here!"
"Donde es la playa, por favor?"
- "Pardon?"
"La playa! Por favor los zapatos. 🙂"
- "Que!?"
"Como esta? Esta bien?"
- "Ay yi yi..."
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24 Feb 09
Originally posted by PBE6soy un tonto gringo, donde esta borata putas?
I have been kidnapped. Send multi-peso notes, please!!! Plonkers. 🙄
I can't wait to embarrass myself on the beaches of sunny Puerto Morelos:
"Vamos a la playa, si?"
- "No senor, [b]estamos en la playa, we are already here!"
"Donde es la playa, por favor?"
- "Pardon?"
"La playa! Por favor los zapatos. 🙂"
- "Que!?"
"Como esta? Esta bien?"
- "Ay yi yi..."[/b]