Mixed Metaphors

A thread for trying to express yourself with as many mixed metaphors as you can, please.

I was just listening to the commentary from Wellington, and it seems Brook got sconned on the melon with a brand new cherry.

It's time our rubber met the road, and we bit the bullet on these issues, so those who want to punt should pull the ripcord now before the horse bolts.

He was boxing the one-eyed champ while thinking of a pearl necklass.

You need to kill 2 birds with one stone then put it on the back burner. Remember a picture is worth a thousand words if you run it up the flag pole to see which way the wind is blowing.

@the-gravedigger said
You need to kill 2 birds with one stone then put it on the back burner. Remember a picture is worth a thousand words if you run it up the flag pole to see which way the wind is blowing.

Too many cooks shouldn't live in glass houses.

@the-gravedigger said
Too many cooks shouldn't live in glass houses.

@fmf said
People who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw too many of their tomatoes at the cooks.

@very-rusty said
Just stop throwing tomatoes and you should be fine! 🙂 If not beware of the Butcher's Knife!

-VR

@moonbus said
We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.

@very-rusty said
Always best to plan in advance, isn't that what your preach? 🙂

-VR

Time and tide waits for no man is an island.

@the-gravedigger said
Time and tide waits for no man is an island.

That train has sailed.