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He showed up to a gun fight with two short planks.

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@moonbus said
He showed up to a gun fight with two short planks.
She flew off the handle and into the frying pan.

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if the shoe fits, shoot fish in a barrel.

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Money in the bank is gone with the wind.

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No good deed gathers no moss.

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Money in one bank under Obama was worth money in two banks under Bush.

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Different strokes, half a dozen of the other.

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If only I knew then what makes the world go ‘round.

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It’s right on the tip of my tongue but I just can’t see the forest for the nose on her face.

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Don't cut off your nose in spite of your face.

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As lovely as a May morning, warts and all.

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Ha!

A stitch in time saves 9 lives

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@Moonman, did you think I would not challenge you? Ha!

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The best defence is a burning Bush.

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@earl-of-trumps said
@Moonman, did you think I would not challenge you? Ha!
Ok, Earl, you threw down the gauntlet and now the ball’s in your court. A rose by any other name would go over like a lead balloon.

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