Originally posted by zakkwylderBrilliant! Definately the best piece of literature I've read in ages.
I hate mokko
Some love her
I rage for her
Some love mokko
I rage for them to.
Some think shes great
I feel only hate
Some dream of her with love
I dream of her demise
Some want mokko
I want mokko... to go away
Some hate me for hating mokko
I don't care
Mokko I say all of this with only the highest respect.
Originally posted by UmalakasEveryone thought I was ugly!!!!!:'(
Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was thinking mokko was ugly, quite stereotypicly, because she was a 30 year old single mom, now they see a pic, and all they wanna do is f***, f***, f*** her. That's just sad!
Well I'm just the same old sap I was before so just carry on.
Originally posted by UmalakasI was thinking: 30 year old single mothers have been proven to be at least shaggable.
Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was thinking mokko was ugly, quite stereotypicly, because she was a 30 year old single mom, now they see a pic, and all they wanna do is f***, f***, f*** her. That's just sad!
Although one can never percieve which state of drunkeness is required to perform the deed...
Originally posted by Umalakas🙄 I jus caught this, but I'm pressd 4 time at the mo...
Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was thinking mokko was ugly, quite stereotypicly, because she was a 30 year old single mom, now they see a pic, and all they wanna do is f***, f***, f*** her. That's just sad!
This is funny stuff WOW, c u l8r on 🙄
Originally posted by shavixmirThirty year old single mothers are PERFECTLY shaggable young man. And you don't have to be particularly drunk either. It's the thirty year old non mothers that are the worry. These women often develop such a strong desire to be mothers that any guy could be proven to be at least shaggable. And no particular state of drunkeness is required. Unless the gentleman under discussion has been vasectomised or is firing blanks. Then he's not shaggable, no matter how appealing in appearance or cash capable.
I was thinking: 30 year old single mothers have been proven to be at least shaggable.
Although one can never percieve which state of drunkeness is required to perform the deed...
Whether or not a woman is thirty plus or a single mother doesn't matter overly. And often a woman easy on the eye is a lot harder on the ear. If you can find a woman who doesn't cry more that once a week you're doing OK. Although if she doesn't cry more than once a fortnight she probably doesn't love you. As you can percieve, a state of drunkeness is probably generally required.
So far as Mokko goes, although many here seem enamoured by her photograph, she has a quality that should hold far more appeal to any man. She likes chess. That's not common where I live anyway. Good Lord, she might even like sports! But let's not get carried away.
She doesn't like porn, but then again all the women I know who do wouldn't admit it publicly either. Not liking animals is a little harder to accept. Was anyone except Jeffrey Dahmer cheering for the guys in the planes when Kong was getting peppered atop the Empire State Building? But I digress.