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Originally posted by zakkwylder
I hate mokko
Some love her
I rage for her
Some love mokko
I rage for them to.
Some think shes great
I feel only hate
Some dream of her with love
I dream of her demise
Some want mokko
I want mokko... to go away
Some hate me for hating mokko
I don't care

Mokko I say all of this with only the highest respect.
Brilliant! Definately the best piece of literature I've read in ages.

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Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was thinking mokko was ugly, quite stereotypicly, because she was a 30 year old single mom, now they see a pic, and all they wanna do is f***, f***, f*** her. That's just sad!

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Originally posted by Umalakas
Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was thinking mokko was ugly, quite stereotypicly, because she was a 30 year old single mom, now they see a pic, and all they wanna do is f***, f***, f*** her. That's just sad!
Everyone thought I was ugly!!!!!:'(

Well I'm just the same old sap I was before so just carry on.

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I guess a picture is worth a thousand words.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mokko groupies everywhere
At her picture they stare
For her posts they long
Their love for her so strong
In dreams of her they lusted
Their fixation has me disgusted
Don't give up your day job just yet old man.....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Don't give up your day job just yet old man.....
I won't, and thats young man to you.

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Originally posted by Umalakas
[b]Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women.
Hey now. We could EASILY be both!

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MOKKO IS HOT WOOO YEAAAA haha

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Originally posted by Umalakas
Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was thinking mokko was ugly, quite stereotypicly, because she was a 30 year old single mom, now they see a pic, and all they wanna do is f***, f***, f*** her. That's just sad!
I was thinking: 30 year old single mothers have been proven to be at least shaggable.

Although one can never percieve which state of drunkeness is required to perform the deed...

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Originally posted by Blitz00
MOKKO IS HOT WOOO YEAAAA haha
good god.

You treat her like she's just a body 😞

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Originally posted by Coconut
good god.

You treat her like she's just a body 😞
I have it on good authority that she has one. Batteries sold separately.

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Fine she has a awesome mind just awesome smarter than you coconut. MUAHAHHHA my reign of terror is over here i must move on now.

(does jedi wave)

These aren't the droids you are looking for.

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Originally posted by Umalakas
Man, I guess male chess players really are very shallow, or lack skills with women. Just a few weeks ago, everyone was thinking mokko was ugly, quite stereotypicly, because she was a 30 year old single mom, now they see a pic, and all they wanna do is f***, f***, f*** her. That's just sad!
🙄 I jus caught this, but I'm pressd 4 time at the mo...
This is funny stuff WOW, c u l8r on 🙄

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Originally posted by mokko
I'm against all forms of porn,
Even home made??? 😲

D

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was thinking: 30 year old single mothers have been proven to be at least shaggable.

Although one can never percieve which state of drunkeness is required to perform the deed...
Thirty year old single mothers are PERFECTLY shaggable young man. And you don't have to be particularly drunk either. It's the thirty year old non mothers that are the worry. These women often develop such a strong desire to be mothers that any guy could be proven to be at least shaggable. And no particular state of drunkeness is required. Unless the gentleman under discussion has been vasectomised or is firing blanks. Then he's not shaggable, no matter how appealing in appearance or cash capable.

Whether or not a woman is thirty plus or a single mother doesn't matter overly. And often a woman easy on the eye is a lot harder on the ear. If you can find a woman who doesn't cry more that once a week you're doing OK. Although if she doesn't cry more than once a fortnight she probably doesn't love you. As you can percieve, a state of drunkeness is probably generally required.

So far as Mokko goes, although many here seem enamoured by her photograph, she has a quality that should hold far more appeal to any man. She likes chess. That's not common where I live anyway. Good Lord, she might even like sports! But let's not get carried away.

She doesn't like porn, but then again all the women I know who do wouldn't admit it publicly either. Not liking animals is a little harder to accept. Was anyone except Jeffrey Dahmer cheering for the guys in the planes when Kong was getting peppered atop the Empire State Building? But I digress.