Mommy-Mommy

...i am sitting on the divan ( that is a couch to you who are holding
a bag of dorito's ) and i am reading archtectural digest....i do not
take drugs...i ambulate on the oxygen of sincerity and love...i love
you mr. smaug....would you like to have some of my lasagna...

...baby margaret missed...the two by four bounced off the hood...
she is back and out of breath....she thinks we have about 5 minutes
before the citreon hits the center of town...( that't good...it will only
take two more minutes to finish my lasagna )....baby margaret has a
plan...( she is always thinking, someday she make go to work for google )...she has 4 hand puppets in a small bag and she thinks we
can buy a wagon over on the next street and get out of town as itinerant gpysies...she thinks we will look invisible to the fellows in the
citreon sitting on an old wagon led by a burro waving hand puppets in
the air....i am going to go for it...as long as i get the horsey hand puppet with the cowboy hat....

nice jokes dude

Originally posted by Freddie2006
Mummy, mummy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?

Shut up and get back in the sack

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Mummy mummy! Can I play in the sandbox?

Not until I find a better place to bury daddy

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Mummy mummy! My head hurts

Shut up and hold the dartboard still

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Mummy mummy! What's a lesbian?

Ask your father, she knows

----- ...[text shortened]... e have that ncie yellow pudding again?

Shut up, you know Grandma's boils got better.

Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl?

No Dear, just flush it.

Originally posted by reinfeld
..(sigh )..i know....this site has a nice analyze board but the forum
is so school yard...i go to read it once in a while and think...i can't
wait until some new site comes on the internet that i can go peruse
and maybe find a nice funny forum that also has a nice board...anyway...i don't know if this note will get to you...i am in
corleone, italy,...si rived....i think i will eat baby margaret's
share as she is not likely going to get back...

Originally posted by reinfeld
...it is a free forum....i use it to entertain baby margaret and the
crowd outside my penthouse...

Mummy, mummy, can I have a straw please?

Why, Dearest?

Daddy's been sick and the I've eaten all the lumpy bits...

- Mummy, mummy, why is nothing I do ever good enough for you?

- I guess because I am trapped in a loveless marriage, frustrated and alone. I am bitter and live my life vicariously through you.

- Mummy, mummy, can I please have a chocolate bar?

- Shut up, [SLAP] you whining brat. [SLAP, SLAP]

- Mummy, mummy, why is daddy so sick?

- [quiet sobbing]

Originally posted by Ravello
Why did you change your name to "reinfeld"?

Originally posted by Freddie2006
Mummy mummy! When will we have that ncie yellow pudding again?

Shut up, you know Grandma's boils got better.