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Monkey Helpers for the Disabled

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
How about poor children carers for disabled monkeys ?
What will the squirrels do?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What will the squirrels do?
Eat the monkeys' nuts.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Monkeys and disabled conspiring? I'm very concerned by this revelation. Together they would be more than the equal of a regular human. It only a matter of time before you see handicapped/monkey teams fighting in the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
I can see it now. A monkey carrying on his shoulders a man who is paralyzed from the waist down. The man does the punching, the monkey does the kicking.

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Bumped for the monkeys. Won't someone think of the monkeys?

Oh, yeah, bumped for ark13 too.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Bumped for the monkeys. Won't someone think of the monkeys?

Oh, yeah, bumped for ark13 too.
He's on vacation. So are the monkeys. You'll have to rebump it on the 7th.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He's on vacation. So are the monkeys. You'll have to rebump it on the 7th.
You have been drafted as a monkey for your attempt to keep my people down.

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I wonder if the monkeys have to feed themselves.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I wonder if the monkeys have to feed themselves.
You have to provide the walri, they do the rest.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You have to provide the walri, they do the rest.
How in Muffy's sweet name is a quadraplegic supposed to go walrus hunting?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How in Muffy's sweet name is a quadraplegic supposed to go walrus hunting?
You have to sing a nice walrus song, and they'll come on their own.

(quadriplegic)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You have to sing a nice walrus song, and they'll come on their own.

(quadriplegic)
Monkey!
Is comin' to get ya
Monkey!
Is comin' to town!
Arctic monkey!
Follow you to the snowlands
Naval monkey!
Follow you under the sea...

OH WALRUS...COME VISIT ME
OH WALRUS...HELPING HANDS MONKEY WILL HELP YOU SEE
THE INSIDE OF HIS STOOOOMMMAACCCHHHHHH....

Monkey!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Monkey!
Is comin' to get ya
Monkey!
Is comin' to town!
Arctic monkey!
Follow you to the snowlands
Naval monkey!
Follow you under the sea...

OH WALRUS...COME VISIT ME
OH WALRUS...HELPING HANDS MONKEY WILL HELP YOU SEE
THE INSIDE OF HIS STOOOOMMMAACCCHHHHHH....

Monkey!
Hello, I am a walrus, you were calling? Nice song!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Monkeys and disabled conspiring? I'm very concerned by this revelation. Together they would be more than the equal of a regular human.
a monkey, a quad AND a machine! that spells evil super primate cyborg to me!

now, if they only learned how to fly...


Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the human on, one big guy
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a monkey helper to me

It was a cyborg, quadriplegic, flyin' evil monkey helper
(cyborg, quadriplegic, flyin' evil monkey helper)
A cyborg, quadriplegic, flyin' evil monkey helper
Sure looks strange to me (cyborg?)