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19 Aug 05
19 Aug 05
Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnowThe truth of the matter is that the case was never monkey-proof to begin with, it was just a large cardboard box that he convinced himself was monkey-proof. Finally informed of this, he has decided that in order to attain full protection from the monkeys, he must go on a quest to discover their true origin. Of course, the plot twist will come explaining that he is in fact a monkey, and has been afraid of himself the entire time. This will lead to an emotional break-down consisting of tears, loud shouts of anger, and the occasional banana break.
Arc13 appears to have left his Monkey-Proof case. Has he finally lost his fear of monkeys or is he taking the fight to them?
Sorry Arc, the truth had to come out sometime.
19 Aug 05
Originally posted by Fat mans revengeI don't believe the last part, I think he will embrace his monkey heritage and begin an anti walrus campaign, if your plot twist is indeed true.
The truth of the matter is that the case was never monkey-proof to begin with, it was just a large cardboard box that he convinced himself was monkey-proof. Finally informed of this, he has decided that in order to attain full protection from the monkeys, he must go on a quest to discover their true origin. Of course, the plot twist will come expl ...[text shortened]... uts of anger, and the occasional banana break.
Sorry Arc, the truth had to come out sometime.
19 Aug 05
Originally posted by Checkmate187NEVER!!!!! I'M NOT A MONKEY!! YOU JUST KEEP LYING!! OH, I GET IT. haha, guys. Real funny.ðŸ˜
He will learn to accept his monkey-ness.
Is that a word?
Yes, I have indeed left my monkey proof case. This was because I've decided that it's better to not live half a life in fear. I need to face my fear of monkeys. Plus, now that I'm back on my iceberg, there's not much danger of monkeys getting my anyway.
19 Aug 05
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Originally posted by ark13Walruses own monkeys. They can impale at least 3 or 4 per tusk and smack the rest around with their flippers. Plus, they can sit on the monkeys. Having a fat walrus sit on you is no joke.
NEVER!!!!! I'M NOT A MONKEY!! YOU JUST KEEP LYING!! OH, I GET IT. haha, guys. Real funny.ðŸ˜
Yes, I have indeed left my monkey proof case. This was because I've decided that it's better to not live half a life in fear. I need to face my fear of monkeys. Plus, now that I'm back on my iceberg, there's not much danger of monkeys getting my anyway.
Of course, goats own monkeys AND walruses, but that's obvious. The real question is whether goats can own BIG CATS or not. That's a tough call.
19 Aug 05
Originally posted by AThousandYoungDude, monkeys are FAST. There is not a walrus alive that could catch me.
Walruses own monkeys. They can impale at least 3 or 4 per tusk and smack the rest around with their flippers. Plus, they can sit on the monkeys. Having a fat walrus sit on you is no joke.
Of course, goats own monkeys AND walruses, but that's obvious. The real question is whether goats can own BIG CATS or not. That's a tough call.
19 Aug 05
For future reference, the politically correct plural of walrus is walri, but I'll let it slide for now.
However, there's no doubt that walri would beat monkeys. Walri have sharp, seven foot long, gleaming tusks. They also have 36 inch thick blubber to protect them from any monkey attacks. And they weigh so much that a simple flop would crush every bone in the monkeys body. Plus, walri are the good guys, and the good guys always win.
19 Aug 05
Originally posted by ark13Yes but what if a monkey with a knife hops on the back of a walrus?
For future reference, the politically correct plural of walrus is walri, but I'll let it slide for now.
However, there's no doubt that walri would beat monkeys. Walri have sharp, seven foot long, gleaming tusks. They also have 36 inch thick blubber to protect them from any monkey attacks. And they weigh so much that a simple flop would crush every bone in the monkeys body. Plus, walri are the good guys, and the good guys always win.