Originally posted by GalaxyShieldWhere's a monkey going to get a knife?
Yes but what if a monkey with a knife hops on the back of a walrus?
Checkmate: Monkeys do have ranged weapons, but they don't come even close to hurting a walrus. They could throw bananas and poo all day without any effect. So in order for any damage to be done, the monkey would have to get in close. But the only way that a monkey could hurt a walrus, even from up close is with their teeth. But walri have a slew of close range weapons that would destroy the monkey before they even got a chance to open their mouths.
Therefore:
Walri: 1
Monkeys: -3
Originally posted by ark13Walri can't fly like monkeys can though.
Where's a monkey going to get a knife?
Checkmate: Monkeys do have ranged weapons, but they don't come even close to hurting a walrus. They could throw bananas and poo all day without any effect. So in order for any damage to be done, the monkey would have to get in close. But the only way that a monkey could hurt a walrus, even from up close is with th ...[text shortened]... monkey before they even got a chance to open their mouths.
Therefore:
Walri: 1
Monkeys: -3
Originally posted by ark13So it's a standoff.
Where's a monkey going to get a knife?
Checkmate: Monkeys do have ranged weapons, but they don't come even close to hurting a walrus. They could throw bananas and poo all day without any effect. So in order for any damage to be done, the monkey would have to get in close. But the only way that a monkey could hurt a walrus, even from up close is with th ...[text shortened]... monkey before they even got a chance to open their mouths.
Therefore:
Walri: 1
Monkeys: -3
What is the life expectancy of a walrus compared to a monkey?
Maybe I can wait you out....
Originally posted by ark13So why do you fear them? Or is all this talk just something your therapist told you to do to convince yourself that your fear is unfounded?
Where's a monkey going to get a knife?
Checkmate: Monkeys do have ranged weapons, but they don't come even close to hurting a walrus. They could throw bananas and poo all day without any effect. So in order for any damage to be done, the monkey would have to get in close. But the only way that a monkey could hurt a walrus, even from up close is with th ...[text shortened]... monkey before they even got a chance to open their mouths.
Therefore:
Walri: 1
Monkeys: -3
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Originally posted by RagnorakWalri are too intelligent to allow you to train them to do something so stupid. They prefer quality over quantity.
I'm in the process of training a monkey to be the first player to 300,000 moves. The moves mightn't be the best, or even legal, but luckily RHP only allows legal moves, so that problem is sidestepped.
I'd like to see you try to do the same with a walrus.
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