Originally posted by Seitse Why do English have this mistaken idea that their puns are funny?
Maybe it has to do with some chemical released by the teeth decay.
Miserable bugger ,i bet you got chucked out of the pub because it was happy hour .
Originally posted by Seitse Sorry, I can't understand your speech. It must be the lack of teeth.
Can you turn off the engine of your white van and repeat that?
Maybe if you didn't have your teeth you wouldn't be the fattest nation in the world .
Understand that ,lard arse ?
Originally posted by vandervelde I assume they were painting nude. They'd liked you, that's why the had prolonged time for posing. You must have had felt lust in old buggers' eyes as bunch of crawling leeches on your young, firm, tempting body...!
Originally posted by drewnogal It's possible to approach the painting of a nude in the same way as one would an undulating landscape whereby you use line and tone to delineate the form. Painting is an exercise of pushing back and pulling forward with colour. Plump bodies are far more interesting to paint than skinny ones. I doubt whether there was a lot of lust in looking at his body bu ...[text shortened]... ent of applying the luscious paint onto the virgin canvas to create those wonderful flesh tones.
I regret that I draw rather like a 5 year old.
Could be why I prefer photography.
I imagine the manipulation of light and form to be comparable to painting.
Originally posted by phil3000 Hold on ,let me put my teeth back in ( just picking a bit of beef out of my false teeth from last night ) America ,...porch dancing banjo boy .😉
Nah, strike one. My colonial ancestors weren't *ankers.
Originally posted by Suzianne I regret that I draw rather like a 5 year old.
Could be why I prefer photography.
I imagine the manipulation of light and form to be comparable to painting.
It is, as well as all of the other aspects like choice of subject matter, experimenting with the medium or a technique, the personal connection between the art and our life.
I stopped painting when I started my family. There wasn't enough space and time to completely devote myself to it which I had selfishly done for the previous 20 years and now I wonder if I'll ever get back to doing it?
Originally posted by Seitse Nah, strike one. My colonial ancestors weren't *ankers.
I bet you can trace your ancestors right back to Derbyshire in England ,a small village named ...Clown ( actually it has an E on the end but that spoils the effect or affect ) .
Originally posted by phil3000 I bet you can trace your ancestors right back to Derbyshire in England ,a small village named ...Clown ( actually it has an E on the end but that spoils the effect or affect ) .
... effect. "It spoils the effect" not the affect.
To put it "lamely"...[sic]
The effect of doing X to Z was Y
Doing X may affect Z and the effect could be Y
Where:
X = leaving the 'e' at the end of word Y
Z = the word "Clowne"
Y = the word "Clown" conjugated with a double-entendre
Originally posted by phil3000 I bet you can trace your ancestors right back to Derbyshire in England ,a small village named ...Clown ( actually it has an E on the end but that spoils the effect or affect ) .
Who cares who one's ancestors are? You people are obsessed. It
must be because you're all still the same who were shipped off to
Australia by your feudal masters. Mine were surely rapists, thieves
and murderers. Difference between your ilk and mine is that I
overcame their past through willingness and effort. You chavs are
still barbaric subhumans by choice.
Originally posted by Seitse Who cares who one's ancestors are? You people are obsessed. It
must be because you're all still the same who were shipped off to
Australia by your feudal masters. Mine were surely rapists, thieves
and murderers. Difference between your ilk and mine is that I
overcame their past through willingness and effort. You chavs are
still barbaric subhumans by choice.
You have a lot of pent up hatred there Hill-billy banjo boy ,must be the in breeding .
03 Sep '16 09:18
most brainless job I ever had ...
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