Mundane Things

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Was it a poem gone bad?

a picture of me in an infinite mirror loop...
quite mundane, i assure you...

i ran out of pineapple juice today...

Originally posted by rookie54
i ran out of pineapple juice today...

Now we're talking!

I think I may have discovered the meaning of life, in a dream last night.

Originally posted by rookie54
i ran out of pineapple juice today...

Sir,
Do you know what pineapple juice is good for?

Kind Regards,
Sincerely,
-VR

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I think I may have discovered the meaning of life, in a dream last night.

Sir,
Would you care to share with us?

-VR

What is the most unlikely or unexpected location at which you have managed to receive or make a mobile phone call?

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Sir,
Would you care to share with us?

-VR

I was told, in the dream, if I ever revealed it I'd have to kill the recipient. Still want to know?

Originally posted by FMF
What is the most unlikely or unexpected location at which you have managed to receive or make a mobile phone call?

i was in a huey cobra, over da nang in '67, manning a 50cal machine gun, when the phone rang...
it was president johnson calling to congratulate me on the offensive and how well it was going...
"all due to our superior intelligence officers, and one d. trump in particular..." i replied...
he has been greatly instrumental and deviously effective since most everyone thinks he was deferred and is sitting at home banging hot chicks...
without his expertise in cyberwarfare, we might never have successfully won this war, sir..."

anyways, it went well, hanoi jane was also great as a double agent and even tho rambo was late to the party, we all had a good time...

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I think I may have discovered the meaning of life, in a dream last night.

Please don't tell me and spoil my reverie. 😉

Originally posted by FMF
What is the most unlikely or unexpected location at which you have managed to receive or make a mobile phone call?

No such location exists.

The smell of a doctor's surgery or a health clinic always makes me think of when my wife was pregnant.

Originally posted by FMF
The smell of a doctor's surgery or a health clinic always makes me think of when my wife was pregnant.

Pleasant flashbacks?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Pleasant flashbacks?

Broadly, yes, of course, although perhaps not specifically the "doctor's surgery and health clinic" bit. 🙂

Originally posted by FMF
Mundane things

I always sit down on the toilet to pee at home but always stand up to pee if i need to go when I'm away from home.