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I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.
#1. Preventing food from getting in there.
#2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
#3. Trimming or not?
#4. Dealing with rude comments.
#5. Cowboy facial expressions.
#6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
#7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
#8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I'm taken.
#9. Working out a price for appearances.
#10. Dealing with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror.
Please help.
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20 May 20
@the-pickled-walrus said#1. Stop eating.
I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.
#1. Preventing food from getting in there.
#2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
#3. Trimming or not?
#4. Dealing with rude comments.
#5. Cowboy facial expressions.
#6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
#7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
#8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I' ...[text shortened]... ng with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror every morning.
Please help.
#2. Not as relevant as moustache wax if you intend to grow it out (someone else will have to suggest reputable brands).
#3. At least trim the stragglies along the bottom edge.
#4. Answer rudeness with politeness, while also keeping in mind the laws regarding assault and battery.
#5. Maybe watch some westerns or start collecting Marlboro Man ads (check Ebay).
#6. A new white t-shirt and Levi's 501 jeans will complete a certain retro gay look.
#7. "Sorry, I'm taken."
#8. "Sorry, I'm taken."
#9. $1000/hour. $5000/hour to refrain from singing.
#10. Get rid of the mirror.
Hoping this helps!
20 May 20
@the-pickled-walrus saidSorry, can't help you.
I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.
#1. Preventing food from getting in there.
#2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
#3. Trimming or not?
#4. Dealing with rude comments.
#5. Cowboy facial expressions.
#6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
#7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
#8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I' ...[text shortened]... s.
#10. Dealing with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror.
Please help.
20 May 20
@very-rusty saidGo away, Captain Obvious.
It is ok, I wouldn't think you'd have a mustache. 😉
-VR
Subtle humor never works when you have that "one guy" in the room blabbing everything out in the open. You are a bane on my existence.
21 May 20
@The-Pickled-Walrus
http://beardstyle.net/beard-and-mustache-styles/
On a young man, #5 or #13;
On a mature man, #27, #31;
Never stubble (e.g., #14, #26) unless it exactly matches your crown, otherwise stubble just looks unkempt.