Mustache Maintenance

I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.

#1. Preventing food from getting in there.
#2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
#3. Trimming or not?
#4. Dealing with rude comments.
#5. Cowboy facial expressions.
#6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
#7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
#8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I'm taken.
#9. Working out a price for appearances.
#10. Dealing with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror.

Please help.

@the-pickled-walrus said
I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.

#1. Preventing food from getting in there.
#2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
#3. Trimming or not?
#4. Dealing with rude comments.
#5. Cowboy facial expressions.
#6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
#7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
#8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I' ...[text shortened]... ng with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror every morning.

Please help.

#1. Stop eating.
#2. Not as relevant as moustache wax if you intend to grow it out (someone else will have to suggest reputable brands).
#3. At least trim the stragglies along the bottom edge.
#4. Answer rudeness with politeness, while also keeping in mind the laws regarding assault and battery.
#5. Maybe watch some westerns or start collecting Marlboro Man ads (check Ebay).
#6. A new white t-shirt and Levi's 501 jeans will complete a certain retro gay look.
#7. "Sorry, I'm taken."
#8. "Sorry, I'm taken."
#9. $1000/hour. $5000/hour to refrain from singing.
#10. Get rid of the mirror.

Hoping this helps!

@The-Pickled-Walrus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Selleck

@caesar-salad

Genius.

I cannot pay you.
I am broke.

@rookie54

The King of Mustache.

@The-Pickled-Walrus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Elliott

@rookie54

It seems I walk with legends 🤔

@the-pickled-walrus said
I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.

#1. Preventing food from getting in there.
#2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
#3. Trimming or not?
#4. Dealing with rude comments.
#5. Cowboy facial expressions.
#6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
#7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
#8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I' ...[text shortened]... s.
#10. Dealing with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror.

Please help.

Sorry, can't help you.

@suzianne said
Sorry, can't help you.

It is ok, I wouldn't think you'd have a mustache. 😉

-VR

The service here is terrible. 😒

@the-pickled-walrus said
The service here is terrible. 😒

Service or suggestions! 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
It is ok, I wouldn't think you'd have a mustache. 😉

-VR

Go away, Captain Obvious.

Subtle humor never works when you have that "one guy" in the room blabbing everything out in the open. You are a bane on my existence.

@suzianne said
Go away, Captain Obvious.

Subtle humor never works when you have that "one guy" in the room blabbing everything out in the open. You are a bane on my existence.

LOL@ Suzie Q, and you have a Great Day Too!!!

-VR

@The-Pickled-Walrus

http://beardstyle.net/beard-and-mustache-styles/

On a young man, #5 or #13;

On a mature man, #27, #31;

Never stubble (e.g., #14, #26) unless it exactly matches your crown, otherwise stubble just looks unkempt.

I shaved 😔