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    20 May '20 01:491 edit
    I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.

    #1. Preventing food from getting in there.
    #2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
    #3. Trimming or not?
    #4. Dealing with rude comments.
    #5. Cowboy facial expressions.
    #6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
    #7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
    #8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I'm taken.
    #9. Working out a price for appearances.
    #10. Dealing with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror.

    Please help.
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    20 May '20 02:15
    @the-pickled-walrus said
    I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.

    #1. Preventing food from getting in there.
    #2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
    #3. Trimming or not?
    #4. Dealing with rude comments.
    #5. Cowboy facial expressions.
    #6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
    #7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
    #8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I' ...[text shortened]... ng with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror every morning.

    Please help.
    #1. Stop eating.
    #2. Not as relevant as moustache wax if you intend to grow it out (someone else will have to suggest reputable brands).
    #3. At least trim the stragglies along the bottom edge.
    #4. Answer rudeness with politeness, while also keeping in mind the laws regarding assault and battery.
    #5. Maybe watch some westerns or start collecting Marlboro Man ads (check Ebay).
    #6. A new white t-shirt and Levi's 501 jeans will complete a certain retro gay look.
    #7. "Sorry, I'm taken."
    #8. "Sorry, I'm taken."
    #9. $1000/hour. $5000/hour to refrain from singing.
    #10. Get rid of the mirror.

    Hoping this helps!
  3. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    @The-Pickled-Walrus

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Selleck
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    @caesar-salad

    Genius.

    I cannot pay you.
    I am broke.
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    @rookie54

    The King of Mustache.
  6. Subscriberrookie54
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    @The-Pickled-Walrus

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Elliott
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    @rookie54

    It seems I walk with legends 🤔
  8. SubscriberSuzianne
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    20 May '20 08:25
    @the-pickled-walrus said
    I need some tips on Mustache Maintenance.

    #1. Preventing food from getting in there.
    #2. Shampoo and conditioner advise.
    #3. Trimming or not?
    #4. Dealing with rude comments.
    #5. Cowboy facial expressions.
    #6. Buying clothes from the 1970's to complete the package.
    #7. Politely letting the ladies down. I'm taken.
    #8. Politely letting the gay dudes down. I' ...[text shortened]... s.
    #10. Dealing with the shock of surprise every morning when I look in the mirror.

    Please help.
    Sorry, can't help you.
  9. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    20 May '20 09:42
    @suzianne said
    Sorry, can't help you.
    It is ok, I wouldn't think you'd have a mustache. 😉

    -VR
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    20 May '20 09:45
    The service here is terrible. 😒
  11. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    20 May '20 09:51
    @the-pickled-walrus said
    The service here is terrible. 😒
    Service or suggestions! 😛

    -VR
  12. SubscriberSuzianne
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    20 May '20 18:57
    @very-rusty said
    It is ok, I wouldn't think you'd have a mustache. 😉

    -VR
    Go away, Captain Obvious.

    Subtle humor never works when you have that "one guy" in the room blabbing everything out in the open. You are a bane on my existence.
  13. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    20 May '20 19:06
    @suzianne said
    Go away, Captain Obvious.

    Subtle humor never works when you have that "one guy" in the room blabbing everything out in the open. You are a bane on my existence.
    LOL@ Suzie Q, and you have a Great Day Too!!!

    -VR
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    21 May '20 06:19
    @The-Pickled-Walrus

    http://beardstyle.net/beard-and-mustache-styles/

    On a young man, #5 or #13;

    On a mature man, #27, #31;

    Never stubble (e.g., #14, #26) unless it exactly matches your crown, otherwise stubble just looks unkempt.
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    21 May '20 06:36
    I shaved 😔
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