Mustache Maintenance

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Now listen very carefully. There are only five valid reasons why a chap would grow a moustache. One. He has some irregularity with his upper lip which he wishes to conceal. Two. The girl he has been infatuated with since puberty has an inexplicable fetish for male facial hair and will not date anybody lacking such an appendage. Three. Despite being forty-eight he has ...[text shortened]... terview. Four. He has invented a time machine and is going back to the 1970s. Five. He is quite mad.

Six, he is Clark Gable.

@moonbus said
Six, he is Clark Gable.

Really? You think Clark Gable had a better moustache than Tom Selleck?

-VR

@the-pickled-walrus said
Touche

I like the slug balancing act...

I ended up shaving lol.
Rusty still sucks.

@the-pickled-walrus said
I ended up shaving lol.
Rusty still sucks.

Stop brown nosing!!!

Might get you a few thumbs up though if you're into that! 😛 😉

-VR

🤭 I'll stop bugging you.
It's an easy way to get some thumbs up. 😉

@the-pickled-walrus said
🤭 I'll stop bugging you.
It's an easy way to get some thumbs up. 😉

Hell you got two thumbs up for saying I was crazy or was It I sucked! 😛 😉 Doesn't really matter! 😉

You're not bugging me in the least there pickled brain! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Really? You think Clark Gable had a better moustache than Tom Selleck?

-VR

I think Gable with a moustache looked better than Gable without one.

@moonbus said
I think Gable with a moustache looked better than Gable without one.

Avoiding the question moonbus! 😛

-VR

@moonbus

Agreed, you can't avoid the images in your memory. Like that poster in WW1 - Kitcher.🚬

@hells-caretaker said
@moonbus

Agreed, you can't avoid the images in your memory. Like that poster in WW1 - Kitcher.🚬

What does that have to do with Mustache Maintenance?

-VR

@very-rusty said
What does that have to do with Mustache Maintenance?

-VR

Kitchener was famous for his moustache.

Keep up son.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Kitchener was famous for his moustache.

Keep up son.

Actually I am older than you, but don't call me dad either not old enough for that.

You see I learned something new about Kitchener! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Actually I am older than you, but don't call me dad either not old enough for that.

You see I learned something new about Kitchener! 😉

-VR

You learned that Kitchener had a mustache?!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
You learned that Kitchener had a mustache?!

This one?

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Kitchener,_1._Earl_Kitchener