my cut toe nails

i think i have about a quarter ounce of cut toe nails at the moment.
i could mail them to you ( would you appreciate it ? ). i could put them in the muffin mix and bake muffins and give them to that old lady down the street who does not like my dog. i could put them in the fireplace to keep my wife from taking them to the gypsy lady who she visits much too often. i could chew on them instead of the ones stuck my fingers ( same thing isn't it ) or i could spend the evening sorting them to size and color and maybe glue one or two back on.
what would you do ?

Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i have about a quarter ounce of cut toe nails at the moment.
i could mail them to you ( would you appreciate it ? ). i could put them in the muffin mix and bake muffins and give them to that old lady down the street who does not like my dog. i could put them in the fireplace to keep my wife from taking them to the gypsy lady who she visits much t ...[text shortened]... evening sorting them to size and color and maybe glue one or two back on.
what would you do ?

i think i will get a stick and hit you with it

Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i will get a stick and hit you with it

I couldn't eat toe nails. And trust me, I am not very picky. They may be made of the same material as fingernails, but they spend far too much time in sweaty socks for me.

Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i have about a quarter ounce of cut toe nails at the moment.
i could mail them to you ( would you appreciate it ? ). i could put them in the muffin mix and bake muffins and give them to that old lady down the street who does not like my dog. i could put them in the fireplace to keep my wife from taking them to the gypsy lady who she visits much t ...[text shortened]... evening sorting them to size and color and maybe glue one or two back on.
what would you do ?

Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i have about a quarter ounce of cut toe nails at the moment.
i could mail them to you ( would you appreciate it ? ). i could put them in the muffin mix and bake muffins and give them to that old lady down the street who does not like my dog. i could put them in the fireplace to keep my wife from taking them to the gypsy lady who she visits much t ...[text shortened]... evening sorting them to size and color and maybe glue one or two back on.
what would you do ?

Originally posted by Busygirl
I couldn't eat toe nails. And trust me, I am not very picky. They may be made of the same material as fingernails, but they spend far too much time in sweaty socks for me.

Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i have about a quarter ounce of cut toe nails at the moment.
i could mail them to you ( would you appreciate it ? ). i could put them in the muffin mix and bake muffins and give them to that old lady down the street who does not like my dog. i could put them in the fireplace to keep my wife from taking them to the gypsy lady who she visits much t ...[text shortened]... evening sorting them to size and color and maybe glue one or two back on.
what would you do ?

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Go ahead and eat them. It's not like they'll do any more damage than the paint chips.

Toenails are just a gateway to other hardcore body parts. Soon you will be hooked on livers.

Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i have about a quarter ounce of cut toe nails at the moment.