I can't remember!
I'm 26 and I can't remember this sh;t already!
Damn memory.
I remember my first 'crush'. Girlfriends were sort of obligatory and numerous up to a point for some reason, then I met this girl in my class when I was around 14, legs beyond comparison, smile beyond comprehension, probably a slut, but she killed my innonence with a single glance.
I never had a girlfriend. Never had no luck with the fair sex. I remember when I was 14,this girl I was sweet on called me and said:"Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over there. There was nobody home. I once had a nymphomaniac tell me she just wanted to be friends. I had a hooker tell me:"Not on the first date." I tell ya,it's not easy being me!😕
Originally posted by sundown316Awwww I almost feel sorry for you...
I never had a girlfriend. Never had no luck with the fair sex. I remember when I was 14,this girl I was sweet on called me and said:"Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over there. There was nobody home. I once had a nymphomaniac tell me she just wanted to be friends. I had a hooker tell me:"Not on the first date." I tell ya,it's not easy being me!😕
I said ALMOST!
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Originally posted by sundown316How old are you now?
I never had a girlfriend. Never had no luck with the fair sex. I remember when I was 14,this girl I was sweet on called me and said:"Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over there. There was nobody home. I once had a nymphomaniac tell me she just wanted to be friends. I had a hooker tell me:"Not on the first date." I tell ya,it's not easy being me!😕
Originally posted by angie88Old enough to realize that I missed absolutely nothing when I decided to forego the girlfriend/relationship snake pit. If I need feminine companionship,there's always my favorite house of ill repute. Give me a working girl anytime-no aggravation,no heartache,no heartbreak, no guilt trips,no BS. I get what I want,she gets what she wants,and when the session is over,everybody's happy.
that's exactly what I was gonna ask...
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Originally posted by sundown316How often do you get called a jerk?
Old enough to realize that I missed absolutely nothing when I decided to forego the girlfriend/relationship snake pit. If I need feminine companionship,there's always my favorite house of ill repute. Give me a working girl anytime-no aggravation,no heartache,no heartbreak, no guilt trips,no BS. I get what I want,she gets what she wants,and when the session is over,everybody's happy.
Originally posted by sundown316mokko? where are you? I'm sitting here waiting for you to pounce on that sentence "she gets what she wants"!
Old enough to realize that I missed absolutely nothing when I decided to forego the girlfriend/relationship snake pit. If I need feminine companionship,there's always my favorite house of ill repute. Give me a working girl anytime-no aggravation,no heartache,no heartbreak, no guilt trips,no BS. I get what I want,she gets what she wants,and when the session is over,everybody's happy.
As to sundown: I think that's perfectly fine as long as you're happy with it. I don't think I could be happy like that (though it might be better than my constant lonely single state *sigh*), but on the other hand, I'm a girl. Even if that test showed me to have a male brain 😛
Originally posted by angie88I'm not relationship material,Angie-I'm too much of a freebird,and I demand to live my life by my rules,something a lot of women fail to understand or accept. I'm too old,too set in my ways,and I won't change for anyone. If they can't accept me as I am,warts and all(which I would reciprocate),then that's the end of it.
mokko? where are you? I'm sitting here waiting for you to pounce on that sentence "she gets what she wants"!
As to sundown: I think that's perfectly fine as long as you're happy with it. I don't think I could be happy like that (though it might be better than my constant lonely single state *sigh*), but on the other hand, I'm a girl. Even if that test showed me to have a male brain 😛
I believe I've mentioned this before in another thread long ago. First crush was my 21 year old babysitter, Cindy, I was 8. First kiss, Karen Miller, aged 10. First fumble Susie Durban, aged 12. And then a complete blank for 9 years before actually sleeping with someone, wierd.
