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Ditte Magnussen in 7th grade. It was on a study tour to Umeå (in Sweden) in the spring and, as I recall, the sun was always shining. We first kissed on a dancefloor on the last day of the tour, and on the way home we sat together french kissing on the entire 25 hour busdrive back to Denmark.
She was in my parrallel class, then moved over to my class and dumped me for one of my friends. *Sigh*

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First *coughing fit here* at 15. First kiss at 16. First girlfriend at 18...what a mistake. Long distance is bad, long distance with someone with no sexual morals is worse. First date at 19...Hmm...that doesn't quite seem to fit the standard order.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Who was your first girlfriend? Mine was Allie Miller, at age 6.
We were going to run away and get married...
BTW my first real girlfriend had just entered a nunery but I found
out she wasn't a novice!
My first girlfriend was Amy, my best friend at the time, when we were in college...

'nuff said... 😀

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Originally posted by Suzianne
My first girlfriend was Amy, my best friend at the time, when we were in college...

'nuff said... 😀
First sex with prostitutes at 17 I think. First date and kiss at 18. First sex without me paying for it at 18, different than the one I dated and kissed...met her at an art show and walked her home. First girlfriend was when I was...20? 21? I forget.

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First "girlfriend" and kiss was Rachel B. in the 5th grade.
First kiss with tongue was Elisha D. in the 7th grade.
First handful of tit was the same girl in the 7th grade.
First penetration came a few years later with Jenn S. in the 10th grade.

Thousands of women later, I have finally found the woman of my dreams.

Okay, maybe not thousands. More like hundreds. 😉

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
First sex with prostitutes at 17 I think. First date and kiss at 18. First sex without me paying for it at 18, different than the one I dated and kissed...met her at an art show and walked her home. First girlfriend was when I was...20? 21? I forget.
What do you mean,without paying for it? Laddie,besides death and taxes,there is one other certainity in this life:any p**** you get,you pay for. It may not be in money,but you do pay for it,usually thru the nose.

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Originally posted by sundown316
What do you mean,without paying for it? Laddie,besides death and taxes,there is one other certainity in this life:any p**** you get,you pay for. It may not be in money,but you do pay for it,usually thru the nose.
Good Grief Charlie Brown, give me something to work with here will ya.

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Originally posted by mokko
Good Grief Charlie Brown, give me something to work with here will ya.
It's true,it's damn true. Any guy who says he's never paid for sex is standing in it,up to his eyebrows. You pay for it in aggravation,guilt trips,unwanted pregnancies,yadda,yadda,yadda. When you pay cash for it,like I do,the bleeding is minimal. The other way-it never stops flowing.

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Originally posted by sundown316
It's true,it's damn true. Any guy who says he's never paid for sex is standing in it,up to his eyebrows. You pay for it in aggravation,guilt trips,unwanted pregnancies,yadda,yadda,yadda. When you pay cash for it,like I do,the bleeding is minimal. The other way-it never stops flowing.
And women DON'T pay!!!!!!
We pay double the cost the minute we let some prick poke it in. And there isn't enough money to cover the cost of damages just one little prick can do.

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Originally posted by mokko
And women DON'T pay!!!!!!
We pay double the cost the minute we let some prick poke it in. And there isn't enough money to cover the cost of damages just one little prick can do.
I didn't say it only goes one way. Women pay for it.too,with the same awful results that men achieve.

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Originally posted by sundown316
I didn't say it only goes one way. Women pay for it.too,with the same awful results that men achieve.
Nope try again, women suffer way worse results.

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Originally posted by mokko
Nope try again, women suffer way worse results.
Let's just leave it at this:When it comes to sex,in the words of the immortal Ric Flair:"Everybody starts paying the price".

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Originally posted by sundown316
Let's just leave it at this:When it comes to sex,in the words of the immortal Ric Flair:"Everybody starts paying the price".
True enough....to a point. 😛

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are we talking about condoms here, 'cause you can get them from the family planning clinic for free?

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Wow. Some of you guys have some pretty bitter associations with sex.