My first girlfriend

Originally posted by mokko
And women DON'T pay!!!!!!
We pay double the cost the minute we let some prick poke it in. And there isn't enough money to cover the cost of damages just one little prick can do.

Then use a condom.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
First sex with prostitutes at 17 I think. First date and kiss at 18. First sex without me paying for it at 18, different than the one I dated and kissed...met her at an art show and walked her home. First girlfriend was when I was...20? 21? I forget.

I wish you could see me laughing at this.

Beth Cooper in 5th grade.
First kiss was with her. First 'coughing fit' at age 14 with a girl I don't remember much about, except that she prayed alot. LOL

Originally posted by Alpha10
I wish you could see me laughing at this.

Beth Cooper in 5th grade.
First kiss was with her. First 'coughing fit' at age 14 with a girl I don't remember much about, except that she prayed alot. LOL

Can you draw a picture of you laughing at my post using letters, numbers and other keyboard symbols?

Originally posted by sundown316
but you do pay for it,usually thru the nose.

You can pay for sex with snot?

Originally posted by Starrman
Then use a condom.

There's way more than just the cost involved with having a child. That's actually one of the good things that can come from sex.

Originally posted by mokko
There's way more than just the cost involved with having a child. That's actually one of the good things that can come from sex.

Certainly is! Apart from whoever it was that spawned Vlad No1.

Originally posted by phil nutley
Certainly is! Apart from whoever it was that spawned Vlad No1.

If your rating wasn't so low I'd wipe youoff the chess board for that insult.......... My father, I'll have you know was Cossak and my mother a princess, they told me at the childrens home where I was brought up, my parents died fighting dragons and trolls, its very sad... Vlad is sad ;(

Originally posted by Vladamir no1
If your rating wasn't so low I'd wipe youoff the chess board for that insult.......... My father, I'll have you know was Cossak and my mother a princess, they told me at the childrens home where I was brought up, my parents died fighting dragons and trolls, its very sad... Vlad is sad ;(

Is amazing how well you have learned English in the past two weeks!

Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Vlad is sad ;(

it's actually really hard to wink whilst frowning. try it! go on, what have you got to loose? but seriously, it's hard to keep the frown whilst winking...

Originally posted by genius
it's actually really hard to wink whilst frowning. try it! go on, what have you got to loose? but seriously, it's hard to keep the frown whilst winking...

Vlad comes from the noblest stock. Of course he can frown while winking.

Originally posted by Vladamir no1
If your rating wasn't so low I'd wipe youoff the chess board for that insult.......... My father, I'll have you know was Cossak and my mother a princess, they told me at the childrens home where I was brought up, my parents died fighting dragons and trolls, its very sad... Vlad is sad ;(

Is this guy for real? Some one get a shrink to tell him what he really is....