Name that maimed song

'Now I won't go
ever outside
just stuck to my screen
as a redhotpawny knight

I got all these moves to make
I got some abuse to take
I will subscribe...'

I will survive? Is it that 70's song? Oh no not I...I will survive....

Originally posted by Alpha10
I will survive? Is it that 70's song? Oh no not I...I will survive....

Originally posted by Shiny Knight
Yup!
🙂

I think I'll serve up an easy one...a classic....

In the darkness of nightime, when I should be in bed/
Good moves and mistakes, running through my head/
So I think to myself, was the move wrong or right?/
My eyes grow heavy and my sight grows dim, but I can't stop for the night/
My mom stands in the doorway, and she says go to sleep/
Infomercials and re-runs, are thats on TV/
So I say to myself, I gotta lay off the wine/
Ironman 31 hasn't lost a game sine, 1969/
Still my games are calling from far away/
I hear voices on the internet, I thought I heard them say/

welcome to Red Hot Pawn Online, such a lovely site/
for an ugly night/
living it up at the RHP online/
any given night, I'll be online/

Originally posted by Alpha10
I think I'll serve up an easy one...a classic....

In the darkness of nightime, when I should be in bed/
Good moves and mistakes, running through my head/
So I think to myself, was the move wrong or right?/
My eyes grow heavy and my sight grows dim, but I can't stop for the night/
My mom stands in the doorway, and she says go to sleep/
Infomercials ...[text shortened]... ly site/
for an ugly night/
living it up at the RHP online/
any given night, I'll be online/

Well, you just got non-subscripted 'bout a year ago
You took a look around, then see what in the forum goes
And your rating suddenly goes in a plunge way down below

Are you a masterful player in the RedHotPawn-hood
Or just another lost dweller... RHP-hood
RHP-hood, RHP-hood, RHP-hood, woo, c'mon!

(...)

Forum, Funny, Banter, Madness
It leads this man from good to bad chess

Mr. Rating sliding, Mr. Rating slidin'
Mr. Rating slidin', Mr. Rating slidin'
Got to stop it slidin'
Mr. Rating slidin', Mr. Rating slidin'
rating slidin', got a rating slidin'
Mr. Rating slidin', gotta stop it slidin'
Slidin', slidin'
Gone slidin', slidin'
I've gone slidin', slidin'
I gonna slidin', slidin'
Well, slidin', slidin'
I gonna wooo, yeah, slidin'
Woah, ohh yeah

*collapses on stage*

Originally posted by Shiny Knight
Hotel California!

Here's one:

And on my screen I played some chess
Ten thousand people, maybe less
People playing without screaming
People swearing without hearing
People making sounds that noone ever heard
And no one dared
Disturb the man of iron...

Originally posted by Shiny Knight
Well, you just got non-subscripted 'bout a year ago
You took a look around, then see what in the forum goes
And your rating suddenly goes in a plunge way down below

Are you a masterful player in the RedHotPawn-hood
Or just another lost dweller... RHP-hood
RHP-hood, RHP-hood, RHP-hood, woo, c'mon!

(...)

Forum, Funny, Banter, Madness ...[text shortened]... Well, slidin', slidin'
I gonna wooo, yeah, slidin'
Woah, ohh yeah

*collapses on stage*

I beg your pardon?
I'm not playing chess in the garden.
I'm not moving a huge knight I wanna play online RHP chess thistime.
I could post things
like that a bell rings...

Originally posted by dfm65
LA Woman?

And no move in this play
can avoid checkmate
his pawn passes on by

and so your king is tamed
but don't look back in anger
it's just a game

Originally posted by jfkjmh
Sound of silence

Originally posted by Shiny Knight
And no move in this play
can avoid checkmate
his pawn passes on by

and so your king is tamed
but don't look back in anger
it's just a game

Originally posted by rhb
don't look back in anger

Now I've had the timeout of my life
No I never moved this pawn before
This white queen, it's no use
and I lost this game to you