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Sometime I feel like I have a problem
Sometimes I feel like my only end-game
Is White Bishop Pawn and King
Versus King, Rook and 4 Queens
Oh I never play on
No, I just resign....

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"i said a pawn swap, the pawn swap swappie
to the pawn pawn swap, what you won't swap
the rook it for the bishop bang boogie say up jumped the horsie
to the middle of the boardie, i'm beat

now what you hear is not a jest--i'm opening with 'f3'
and me, my pawns, and their friends are gonna try to make you see
i am mate-u-lose and i like to have a moan
about the black, and the white, the queen, and the knight, the bishop, now it's your go"

🙄

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Originally posted by rhb
Sometime I feel like I have a problem
Sometimes I feel like my only end-game
Is White Bishop Pawn and King
Versus King, Rook and 4 Queens
Oh I never play on
No, I just resign....

U2

ultra violet?

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Originally posted by rhb
"i said a pawn swap, the pawn swap swappie
to the pawn pawn swap, what you won't swap
the rook it for the bishop bang boogie say up jumped the horsie
to the middle of the boardie, i'm beat

now what you hear is not a jest--i'm opening with 'f3'
and me, my pawns, and their friends are gonna try to make you see
i am mate-u-lose and i like to have a m ...[text shortened]... about the black, and the white, the queen, and the knight, the bishop, now it's your go"

🙄
LOL

This is old, huhuh...

'I am Wondermike and I like to say hello...'

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'Maybe if
we move the pawn
from here to there
it might come through

(win win yahoo)

Baby then
we could promote it
to knight, bishop
queen or rook

we could be mating
up goes our rating...'

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Originally posted by Shiny Knight
LOL

This is old, huhuh...

'I am Wondermike and I like to say hello...'

I chose it 'cos it's by Grandmaster Flash

😀

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Originally posted by rhb
Sometime I feel like I have a problem
Sometimes I feel like my only end-game
Is White Bishop Pawn and King
Versus King, Rook and 4 Queens
Oh I never play on
No, I just resign....



Originally posted by Shiny Knight
U2

ultra violet?


Nope - keep guessing 🙂

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Originally posted by rhb
Sometime I feel like I have a problem
Sometimes I feel like my only end-game
Is White Bishop Pawn and King
Versus King, Rook and 4 Queens
Oh I never play on
No, I just resign....

Chillis. Under the bridge.

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Originally posted by rhb
Originally posted by rhb
[b]Sometime I feel like I have a problem
Sometimes I feel like my only end-game
Is White Bishop Pawn and King
Versus King, Rook and 4 Queens
Oh I never play on
No, I just resign....



Originally posted by Shiny Knight
U2

ultra violet?


Nope - keep guessing 🙂[/b]
Hmm, it kind of fitted in the intro of that song on Achtung Baby before Bono starts singing: 'Oh sugar, don't you cry...'

Hmmm... 😕

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Chillis. Under the bridge.
Ah! Ofcourse!
Good one.

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I am Rooki, I stand here at the back
i can go left, right, up and down the track
when i take a piece I throw it off the board
better not exchange me for a stupid pawn

(everybody!)

Ri ra Rooki
Rooki Rooki rook...


Pre-edit: I'm sorry about this.

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Originally posted by jfkjmh
I beg your pardon?
I'm not playing chess in the garden.
I'm not moving a huge knight I wanna play online RHP chess thistime.
I could post things
like that a bell rings...

Rose Garden- Lynn Anderson

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Did you ever read about a pawn who dreamed of being a King, and then became one?

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Originally posted by ncrosby
Rose Garden- Lynn Anderson
good job😏

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Son, I'm twenty
All these chess pices make my hands sweaty
And I wish that I never met ye.

So come and say it.
Come on and tell me twice.

Yippee yippee yayay yaaa,
I had to check mate some little scrote today.

So come on and say it.
Come on and tell me twice.