Name that maimed song

No moves today
connection's gone away
the bottle I hit hard
The company's to blame

Originally posted by Shiny Knight
I am Rooki, I stand here at the back
i can go left, right, up and down the track
when i take a piece I throw it off the board
better not exchange me for a stupid pawn

(everybody!)

Ri ra Rooki
Rooki Rooki rook...


Pre-edit: I'm sorry about this.

Originally posted by jfkjmh
A kid's song. I don't know the English version. Lucky me?