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Whats your near death experience where your life flashed before your eyes or you saw the shining light.

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i've nearly been run over or knocked off my bike a few times 😳

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i almost died when my satiric take on the Bush pretzel incident went horribly wrong

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i served an eviction notice on some people living in a trailer by the colorado river and the son came running out with a gun and pointed it at me...my roommate pulled his gun and they stared at each other for 3 seconds and both backed off..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i served an eviction notice on some people living in a trailer by the colorado river and the son came running out with a gun and pointed it at me...my roommate pulled his gun and they stared at each other for 3 seconds and both backed off..
I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?😛

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i served an eviction notice on some people living in a trailer by the colorado river and the son came running out with a gun and pointed it at me...my roommate pulled his gun and they stared at each other for 3 seconds and both backed off..
I am surprised they didn't both shoot you. 😛

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I got blown out of a helicopter and ended up hanging on a cliff by my finger tops (I suffer from extreme vertigo). My jaw, chin and upper right leg were smashed to pieces and all my teeth were in the back of my throat.

Maybe it was a motorbike accident though, who knows. I didn't see any white light. No God like appendage came down to sooth me. All I had was a bloody nurse trying to keep me awake and an ambulance with a flat tyre.

Or maybe it wasn't an ambulance, who knows?

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drove too fast on an icy road (like, 31 mph instead of 30), the truck slowly slewed around, slid through the median ditch backwards, and wound up facing the right way on the opposite side of the highway, 20-30 feet farther along and i'd've hit a turnaround ... not too many cars out, either ...

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