Originally posted by sonhouseDoubt not ye heathen mongrel.
That would be a metaphorical astronaut...
I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.
I AM THE ASTRONAUT.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateGround control to Major Tom. Your license have been revoked, now come down off that ladder.
Doubt not ye heathen mongrel.
I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.
I AM THE ASTRONAUT.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateNASA was able to obtain this audio from deep within space.
. Bury him on the moon and damn the cost.
(Neil Armstrong at the gates of heaven)
Neil: This is one small step for man, one giant leap for......
St. Peter: Neil, neil!! Snap out of it man and take a look around. Do you really think you are the first one here?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateLet me guess, the "aircraft" uses cannibus to fly. 😛
Doubt not ye heathen mongrel.
I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.
I AM THE ASTRONAUT.
Originally posted by whodeyThat was painful to say the least. Right from the start we're presented with the kind of person who probably laughs at their own jokes, and are usually the only one laughing. Humor should come naturally IMHO. This seems about as forced as the MJ Lisa Marie Presley kiss or what I imagine it would be like to have a breech birth on The Mayflower.
I hate to point this out, but the moon landing has been debunked years ago. Just look at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4VOplVc7tk
Forced accent, and the guy couldn't seem to choose a city, talking not only with his hands but his entire body... Jokes so erroneous it almost gives credence to Moon Conspiracy Supporters through quadruple reverse psychology.
If this is your brand of humor, I better understand your creation of the Grampa Bobby thread. Painfully embarrassing and the 35 seconds I lasted watching it is something I can NEVER get back. I just might need to Rick Roll myself for the rest of the evening to erase it from my mind.
Originally posted by PhlabibitSo you are saying that you did not like it?
That was painful to say the least. Right from the start we're presented with the kind of person who probably laughs at their own jokes, and are usually the only one laughing. Humor should come naturally IMHO. This seems about as forced as the MJ Lisa Marie Presley kiss or what I imagine it would be like to have a breech birth on The Mayflower.
Forced ...[text shortened]... . I just might need to Rick Roll myself for the rest of the evening to erase it from my mind.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou're a has benn.
Doubt not ye heathen mongrel.
I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.
I AM THE ASTRONAUT.