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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Neil Armstrong is the reason I became an astronaut. Sometimes when i'm skimming the Earth's atmosphere at unbound speeds I can almost touch God. Bury him on the moon and damn the cost.
Your the F'n Rocket Man!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Neil Armstrong is the reason I became an astronaut. Sometimes when i'm skimming the Earth's atmosphere at unbound speeds I can almost touch God. Bury him on the moon and damn the cost.
That would be a metaphorical astronaut...


Originally posted by sonhouse
That would be a metaphorical astronaut...
Doubt not ye heathen mongrel.

I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.

I AM THE ASTRONAUT.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Doubt not ye heathen mongrel.

I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.

I AM THE ASTRONAUT.
Ground control to Major Tom. Your license have been revoked, now come down off that ladder.

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You doubters better dut it before HoH goes Buzz Aldrin on your faces.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
. Bury him on the moon and damn the cost.
NASA was able to obtain this audio from deep within space.

(Neil Armstrong at the gates of heaven)

Neil: This is one small step for man, one giant leap for......

St. Peter: Neil, neil!! Snap out of it man and take a look around. Do you really think you are the first one here?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Doubt not ye heathen mongrel.

I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.

I AM THE ASTRONAUT.
Let me guess, the "aircraft" uses cannibus to fly. 😛

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You doubters better dut it before HoH goes Buzz Aldrin on your faces.
Buzz Lightyear surely?


I hate to point this out, but the moon landing has been debunked years ago. Just look at this.

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Originally posted by whodey
I hate to point this out, but the moon landing has been debunked years ago. Just look at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4VOplVc7tk
That was painful to say the least. Right from the start we're presented with the kind of person who probably laughs at their own jokes, and are usually the only one laughing. Humor should come naturally IMHO. This seems about as forced as the MJ Lisa Marie Presley kiss or what I imagine it would be like to have a breech birth on The Mayflower.

Forced accent, and the guy couldn't seem to choose a city, talking not only with his hands but his entire body... Jokes so erroneous it almost gives credence to Moon Conspiracy Supporters through quadruple reverse psychology.

If this is your brand of humor, I better understand your creation of the Grampa Bobby thread. Painfully embarrassing and the 35 seconds I lasted watching it is something I can NEVER get back. I just might need to Rick Roll myself for the rest of the evening to erase it from my mind.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That was painful to say the least. Right from the start we're presented with the kind of person who probably laughs at their own jokes, and are usually the only one laughing. Humor should come naturally IMHO. This seems about as forced as the MJ Lisa Marie Presley kiss or what I imagine it would be like to have a breech birth on The Mayflower.

Forced ...[text shortened]... . I just might need to Rick Roll myself for the rest of the evening to erase it from my mind.
So you are saying that you did not like it?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Doubt not ye heathen mongrel.

I am currently in Lockheed Martin's low Earth orbit prgram. I am involved the the design and testing of all manner of aircraft. I have benn flying since I was 10 and I am fully qualified on everything from unmanned drones to uber scifi rocket shippy things you can only imagine.

I AM THE ASTRONAUT.
You're a has benn.

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Originally posted by whodey
So you are saying that you did not like it?
It was ok, I guess.


Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You're a has benn.
Perhaps he should come back with a new name but not change his act at all? No.. That obviously doesn't work.