New blonde jokes thread

Originally posted by taipei5200
A blonde walks into this establishment & in a loud voice asks for a hamburger, french fries & a coke. The woman sitting at the desk gives her a frosty look & says" Maam, this is a library"
The blonde in a very hushed voice says " Sorry, I'd lke a hamburger, french fries and a coke"

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did you hear the one about the stupid person who couldn't spell 'like', 'ma'am' and 'blond' and didn't capitalize country names?

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Originally posted by znsho
If your favourite chef is from Austria, I pity your cooking abilities.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh, so now you want to take a run?

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I think he meant "...want to take a run [at me]?"

Sort of ironic that he was criticizing spelling and he seems to have communicated unclearly himself. Unless he was asking you to join him for a jog, which is possible I suppose.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did you hear the one about the stupid person who couldn't spell 'like', 'ma'am' and 'blond' and didn't capitalize country names?

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Originally posted by znsho
I do not understand!!!! What do you mean 'you wanna take a run'?

Originally posted by Palynka
He capitalized Pilchard, so that makes him OK in my BOOK.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Quit stalking me.

Originally posted by MrHand
I think he meant "...want to take a run [at me]?"

Sort of ironic that he was criticizing spelling and he seems to have communicated unclearly himself. Unless he was asking you to join him for a jog, which is possible I suppose.

Originally posted by Palynka
Then give me back my sardines. 😠

Originally posted by Phlabibit
If I have your sardines, someone stole them and put them in a can. Can you describe the sardines?

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Originally posted by Palynka
They're quite yummy.

Originally posted by Phlabibit

Listen, you don't want any.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Ug, I hate to say I may have eaten them.

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