It's January, New Jersey, Blonde hears on the radio of impending blizard & announcer is asking pople to park on the left side of the street to let the plows do their job. She rushes out & parks on the left side.
A week later it's announced that another storm is approaching & to park all cars on the right side of the road. She runs out & parks on the right side to let the plows go through.
A week later, guess what, another snowstorm pending. However just as the announcer is about to inform residents on which side to park static interupts him. The dizzy blond asks her husband about what side to park on.
He says " Honey, why don't you park the car in the garage like everyone else"