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@Arkturos said
I have been familiar with bean bags since the mid-1970s (ours was burnt-orange) and have been practicing some exit maneuvers as taught by the late James Coburn -- so should be okay.
Charlie Chaplin once wrote a paper on the best way to exit a bean bag. (It basically involved a twist and forward hop technique). Unfortunately this led to disagreement with Douglas Fairbanks, who being a bit of a swashbuckler, had developed his own more extravagant style.

The pair didn't speak again for 23 years.


@Arkturos said
Thank you! So pleasant to be back.
Banned again?


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Hope you're ok with bean bags? Some of our customers aren't keen.

(I hear Torunn has formed a protest group that meet every Thursday).
We are basically a literature and film club but are now focusing on regular demonstrations against bean bags and other inconveniences.


@The-only-Mr-T said
Banned again?
It was a two-week regimen intended as a cure for sauciness.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
It's the same with me and chocolate.
This reminds me of an unfortunate occurrence during my childhood in the Sixties, when during a road trip to Florida a whole box-full of chocolate-covered raisins melted onto my transistor radio.



@Torunn said
We are basically a literature and film club but are now focusing on regular demonstrations against bean bags and other inconveniences.
Will you be organising 'sit ins?'

If so, please order drinks and enjoy the comfort of the bean bags.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Will you be organising 'sit ins?'

If so, please order drinks and enjoy the comfort of the bean bags.
We will bring our own portable chairs - especially suitable for demonstrations indoors.

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@Torunn said
We will bring our own portable chairs - especially suitable for demonstrations indoors.
Clever!


Sorry for offering to burn your tavern down a little while ago, but some harrowers are at my back, and in the country of my birth things have gone so crazy a lot of people have no idea what to do, business people and creatives alike!

In light of that preamble, would it be too brazen of me to ask for a tuna and cheddar sandwich on rye and a bowl of lentil soup?


@Arkturos said
Sorry for offering to burn your tavern down a little while ago, but some harrowers are at my back, and in the country of my birth things have gone so crazy a lot of people have no idea what to do, business people and creatives alike!

In light of that preamble, would it be too brazen of me to ask for a tuna and cheddar sandwich on rye and a bowl of lentil soup?
No problem sir, though we are currently out of tuna. Will substitute with crab sticks.

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@Arkturos said
Sorry for offering to burn your tavern down a little while ago, but some harrowers are at my back, and in the country of my birth things have gone so crazy a lot of people have no idea what to do, business people and creatives alike!

In light of that preamble, would it be too brazen of me to ask for a tuna and cheddar sandwich on rye and a bowl of lentil soup?
Before contemplating burning the place down, you might consider the guests stuck in their beanbags?


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
No problem sir, though we are currently out of tuna. Will substitute with crab sticks.
I fear you are mistaken sir. I just ordered a tuna sandwich, not with cheese, and the server brought it post haste. Now I did see them doing something with the tavern’s resident cat’s bowl.🤔


@Great-Big-Stees said
I fear you are mistaken sir. I just ordered a tuna sandwich, not with cheese, and the server brought it post haste. Now I did see them doing something with the tavern’s resident cat’s bowl.🤔
We will fight that insinuation in court sir!

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
We will fight that insinuation in court sir!
I have already heard from your people (lawyer). Just saying.

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