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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
My pleasure madam.
Is the really anything that’s a pleasure for you…really?🤔🫢

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Alas sir, your order fell outside the 4 minute window.

That will be 27 groats please.
groats, oats, you got some nerve, Guv'nor.

I want the crisps anyway, because I'm getting a beer too

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Is the really anything that’s a pleasure for you…really?🤔🫢
Coffee and chocolate.

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
groats, oats, you got some nerve, Guv'nor.

I want the crisps anyway, because I'm getting a beer too
Happy to serve, and charge, sir.

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Would it cause any confusion if I ordered groats and cabbage?

P.S. -- I can only pay in Kronars.

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@Arkturos said
Would it cause any confusion if I ordered groats and cabbage?

P.S. -- I can only pay in Kronars.
Do accept other currencies sir, but offer a poor exchange rate.

We can do you grits and cabbage?

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Do accept other currencies sir, but offer a poor exchange rate.

We can do you grits and cabbage?
I can pay in Monopoly money, or even exchange streets?

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Do accept other currencies sir, but offer a poor exchange rate.

We can do you grits and cabbage?
Well, I suppose if I could have those with some butter and a little salt, that would be acceptable.

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@Torunn said
I can pay in Monopoly money, or even exchange streets?
Refused!

Go to jail, do not pass go.


@Arkturos said
Well, I suppose if I could have those with some butter and a little salt, that would be acceptable.
Coming up sir.


@Torunn said
I can pay in Monopoly money, or even exchange streets?
Don't worry, Torunn. I can spot you a few million Kronar after I replace one of the ink cartridges.


Word from jail is that there's a planned coup about to take place of the tavern. Toruñ straight away joined the ringleaders, who would have thought it?


@The-only-Mr-T said
Word from jail is that there's a planned coup about to take place of the tavern. Toruñ straight away joined the ringleaders, who would have thought it?
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

And as I have just moved to a new castle, the tavern is undefended.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

And as I have just moved to a new castle, the tavern is undefended.
Stees is your guardian angel now that I am unfaithful. He is your captain who will go down with his ship, or die with his boots on or... or... 🙂

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@The-only-Mr-T said
Word from jail is that there's a planned coup about to take place of the tavern. Toruñ straight away joined the ringleaders, who would have thought it?
Heresy! Heresy I tell you!! 😲

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