New Year's resolutions

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Find the man first, then have him do all that stuff. 😕

What man is going to fall for a woman without perfectly painted walls?

Originally posted by lolof
I will try to cut down on my wine consumption.

What are yours?

I believe in making decisions until I absolutely have to.

Originally posted by divegeester
I believe in making decisions until I absolutely have to.

That's even better.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Don't forget a fairy ring for dancing naked under the full moon. 🙂

In Wales??? She would die from hypothermia after a couple of minutes!

Originally posted by biffo konker
In Wales??? She would die from hypothermia after a couple of minutes!

I can see the headlines in the Cardiff Gazette:
Naked Polska Found Frozen
In what appears to have been some sort of ritualistic dance (a ghettoblaster was found still playing Polka music next to the body). A beautiful Tiffany ring with inlaid diamonds was found on her left pinky. The police have said that although there was a name tattooed on her right foot they have nothing more to go on at the moment.

Originally posted by lolof
What are yours?

every year, same ole, same ole...
my "new year's resolutions" tend to mirror my bucket list...
so, instead of just reciting the list, like they make me do when they use the prod, i've decided to carve them in fine italian marble...

1) time travel
don't know where, don't know when, just going...

2) women
i will finally convince two ladies to have an unpaid menage a trois with me...

3) drugs
oh, yeah, oh HECK yeah...

4) quit writing and begin doing

Originally posted by rookie54
every year, same ole, same ole...
my "new year's resolutions" tend to mirror my bucket list...
so, instead of just reciting the list, like they make me do when they use the prod, i've decided to carve them in fine italian marble...

1) time travel
don't know where, don't know when, just going...

2) women
i will finally convince two ladies to have a ...[text shortened]... age a trois with me...

3) drugs
oh, yeah, oh HECK yeah...

4) quit writing and begin doing

doable I should think.

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I do remember eating something of that description back in 1964 although the vodka was taken seperately directly from the bottle. From your very detailed description it must have been something you too partook of. Were you there in Iceland with me? I do remember a lot of people being there huddled around an open fire pit singing incantations that were supposed to arose the fertility gods. I passed out before I was able to see the benefits, were they any.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I do remember eating something of that description back in 1964 although the vodka was taken seperately directly from the bottle. From your very detailed description it must have been something you too partook of. Were you there in Iceland with me? I do remember a lot of people being there huddled around an open fire pit singing incantations that wer ...[text shortened]... to arose the fertility gods. I passed out before I was able to see the benefits, were they any.

I do hope the bottle was iced.

Originally posted by Suzianne
I do hope the bottle was iced.

ABSOLUTely.

Originally posted by lolof
I will try to cut down on my wine consumption.

What are yours?

To spend less time sitting on the online naughty chair in the corner. lol

Thanks all for your contributions
and Good Luck with your resolutions
I hope you will find the solution
without too much confusion

Happy New Year to all of you 🙂

No more resolutions.

Get up earlier for work, and return home earlier from work.

However, my build up hasn't been too successful..

-m. 😀