Originally posted by Great Big SteesA guy sent his 10 year old son to the pharmacy to buy condoms for him.
clock tower?
What are they for dad? The boy asked?
Er,.... they are covers that I put over cigarettes the father said
so I don't get lung cancer he said not wanting to tell the boy the truth.
So at the pharmacy the girl behind the counter asked the boy
What size does your father want?
This confused the boy as he did not expect this question.
Have you got some big enough to fit a camel he asked the girl.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyWhat's all that about?
Next awakening in my bedroom, one afternoon, was that 'Sticks and Stones Break Bones but Names Don't Hurt' is Rubbish and I could prove it by my nose which had been broken in two places three times. When pretty cheerleaders laughed at me in the stands it hurt my feelings. So, I finally figured out a brand new 'Life Principle': A boy can call any other b ...[text shortened]... rstood beer or hockey or ladies because your head is brain dead, God Bless, you.[/hidden]
Some people might take offence you know.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyWhether I do or not I took offence at your remark about me
You tell them well.
and the one you made about Great Big Stees.
It was outrageous, rude and downright contempt that you showed
by such a post.
The fact that you have removed the post does little to repair
the damage. I have nothing further to say on the matter.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyUnderstood. Pub Bloke Talk doesn't belong in cyberspace, I guess. Please forgive.
Whether I do or not I took offence at your remark about me
and the one you made about Great Big Stees.
It was outrageous, rude and downright contempt that you showed
by such a post.
The fact that you have removed the post does little to repair
the damage. I have nothing further to say on the matter.
Originally posted by Great Big SteesI believe lava flows downhill, generally.
Why do you sound so...confused? It always happens. These forums are like lava...you can't predict in what direction they're going to go in next. Take a breath (you can't change it's direction)and just "go with the flow".