Next person,

Johnny went to see Mary
she said boy you're on the clock.
But time went out the window
when she saw the size of my............................................................................

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Johnny went to see Mary
she said boy you're on the clock.
But time went out the window
when she saw the size of my............................................................................

clock tower?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
clock tower?

A guy sent his 10 year old son to the pharmacy to buy condoms for him.
What are they for dad? The boy asked?
Er,.... they are covers that I put over cigarettes the father said
so I don't get lung cancer he said not wanting to tell the boy the truth.

So at the pharmacy the girl behind the counter asked the boy
What size does your father want?

This confused the boy as he did not expect this question.



Have you got some big enough to fit a camel he asked the girl.

So back to the sneaky horses...

Next time, I probably won't post.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Next awakening in my bedroom, one afternoon, was that 'Sticks and Stones Break Bones but Names Don't Hurt' is Rubbish and I could prove it by my nose which had been broken in two places three times. When pretty cheerleaders laughed at me in the stands it hurt my feelings. So, I finally figured out a brand new 'Life Principle': A boy can call any other b ...[text shortened]... rstood beer or hockey or ladies because your head is brain dead, God Bless, you.[/hidden]

What's all that about?

Some people might take offence you know.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
What's all that about?

Some people might take offence you know.

(sorry, johnny, no slight intended)

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
(sorry, johnny, no slight intended)

I may tell the odd joke but I never get personal.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I may tell the odd joke but I never get personal.

I wouldn't call them odd.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I may tell the odd joke but I never get personal.

You tell them well.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You tell them well.

Whether I do or not I took offence at your remark about me
and the one you made about Great Big Stees.

It was outrageous, rude and downright contempt that you showed
by such a post.

The fact that you have removed the post does little to repair
the damage. I have nothing further to say on the matter.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Whether I do or not I took offence at your remark about me
and the one you made about Great Big Stees.

It was outrageous, rude and downright contempt that you showed
by such a post.

The fact that you have removed the post does little to repair
the damage. I have nothing further to say on the matter.

Understood. Pub Bloke Talk doesn't belong in cyberspace, I guess. Please forgive.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Why do you sound so...confused? It always happens. These forums are like lava...you can't predict in what direction they're going to go in next. Take a breath (you can't change it's direction)and just "go with the flow".

I believe lava flows downhill, generally.

Actually lava can flow up as well
and believe it or not so can water.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Actually lava can flow up as well
and believe it or not so can water.

I believe it. 🙂