A friend sent this to me today.... guess I have used these words myself, and yeah..that's pretty much what I meant (except the five minute thing) lol
(1)FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)LOUD SIGH:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)THAT'S OKAY:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)THANKS:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'😉.
(8)WHATEVER:
Is a woman's way of saying F--K YOU!
(9)DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Pass this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Pass this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
Originally posted by lolainkPah... this is a chess site, like we ever talk to women... 😛
A friend sent this to me today.... guess I have used these words myself, and yeah..that's pretty much what I meant (except the five minute thing) lol
(1)FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minut ...[text shortened]... l the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
Originally posted by lolainkThat has to be the most FACT I have ever read in a post! 🙂
A friend sent this to me today.... guess I have used these words myself, and yeah..that's pretty much what I meant (except the five minute thing) lol
(1)FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minut ...[text shortened]... l the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
Rec'd
Originally posted by lolainkWow! This puts Mother's Day in perspective.
A friend sent this to me today.... guess I have used these words myself, and yeah..that's pretty much what I meant (except the five minute thing) lol
(1)FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minut ...[text shortened]... l the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
Originally posted by lolainkLOL, number 6. 😉 And number 4.
A friend sent this to me today.... guess I have used these words myself, and yeah..that's pretty much what I meant (except the five minute thing) lol
(1)FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minut l the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
Originally posted by lolainkNine words I want women to use.
A friend sent this to me today.... guess I have used these words myself, and yeah..that's pretty much what I meant (except the five minute thing) lol
(1)FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minut ...[text shortened]... l the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
I want you Ice, and I want you now. 😀