Originally posted by arrakisOh dear? Is that was you are supposed to do with those creatures.
Hey dude, you are supposed to be spending the time with your new wife! Remember her? Yeah, that female in the other room...
GO GIVE HER A BIG HUG! And pretend to listen to her. They like that.
Cheers
I thought they were just there for preparing the food and keeping the bed warm!
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Originally posted by Pawn QweenYou're right.
Obviously not many, or he'd realise we do the laundry too.
Shes being doing ironing all day today. I thought those drip dry shirts just did themselves all these years.
but I have to send out for another damn take away (its my turn to cook).
Edit: and shes being making a hellofanoise with that damn Dyson again. Really disturbs my chess.
Originally posted by Dragon Firemy friend bought a parrot with a guarantee it didnt swear she got it home and it was fine not a single obscenity till the next day when she plugged the hoover in and it went fkn crackers turn that fkn thing off woman****noisy fkn bitch etc etc
You're right.
Shes being doing ironing all day today. I thought those drip dry shirts just did themselves all these years.
but I have to send out for another damn take away (its my turn to cook).
Edit: [b]and shes being making a hellofanoise with that damn Dyson again. Really disturbs my chess.[/b]