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Its New Yeras Eve and I want to see the New Year in in the best possible way. Playing chess

but theres no one out there!

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I'll play you. If i win you sponser me!

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Originally posted by SilentDeath
I'll play you. If i win you sponser me!
I'll sponsor you if you if you get two receipts from your local grocery store, fold them into a queen and a king, and mail them to my home address.

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i work at a grocery store actually. whats your address?

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Originally posted by SilentDeath
i work at a grocery store actually. whats your address?
I'll tell you my address if you compile a list of 40 different cereals, 60 different crayola crayon names, and write me a five paragraph essay on the Dead Sea.

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im done whats your email?

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Liar.

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Hey DF how about I END your grob winning streak

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tease, ha! you'd never pay my subscription anyway

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Its New Yeras Eve and I want to see the New Year in in the best possible way. Playing chess

but theres no one out there!
Send me a game Dragon, you're on my buddies list.

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Hey you guys, only joking!

Its New Years Eve and I don't really want to play chess.

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Its New Yeras Eve and I want to see the New Year in in the best possible way. Playing chess

but theres no one out there!
Hey dude, you are supposed to be spending the time with your new wife! Remember her? Yeah, that female in the other room...
GO GIVE HER A BIG HUG! And pretend to listen to her. They like that.

Cheers

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Originally posted by arrakis
Hey dude, you are supposed to be spending the time with your new wife! Remember her? Yeah, that female in the other room...
GO GIVE HER A BIG HUG! And pretend to listen to her. They like that.

Cheers
Don't forget to say those three special words: You're right, honey!

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Originally posted by arrakis
Hey dude, you are supposed to be spending the time with your new wife! Remember her? Yeah, that female in the other room...
GO GIVE HER A BIG HUG! And pretend to listen to her. They like that.

Cheers
Occasionaly they even will say something important, like the "check engine light" has been comming on. I didn't hear that one. If only females came with spam protection. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Occasionaly they even will say something important, like the "check engine light" has been comming on. I didn't hear that one. If only females came with spam protection. 😞
That's better than my ex-wife who informed me, "When are you going to put oil in my car!? The lights been on for a week now!" 😳