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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
That looks more like a list of words with eleven letters.

Maybe if you were a jackrabbit or a teetotaler, you'd understand.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You failed: failed miserably, failed hilariously--- but you still failed, nonetheless.

It is universally recognized that colons and dashes are quarter words.

I wonder if contractions with apostrophes are counted as single words?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I wonder if contractions with apostrophes are counted as single words?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You failed: failed miserably, failed hilariously--- but you still failed, nonetheless.

I refuse to be governed by the rules 😛

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Maybe if you were a jackrabbit or a teetotaler, you'd understand.

a teetotaler??? why must you cuss and bring evil down upon him?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I wonder if contractions with apostrophes are counted as single words?

https://wordcounter.net/ will provide the correct answer to your question.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
https://wordcounter.net/ will provide the correct answer to your question.

Next you'll be claiming that colons aren't quarter words!

Originally posted by divegeester
I refuse to be governed by the rules 😛

Damn you - I still counted all your words just the same

Originally posted by orangutan
Damn you - I still counted all your words just the same

He can't count past ten - least not without using his toes!

Originally posted by JerryH
Next you'll be claiming that colons aren't quarter words!

You could be right. Ask your gastroenterologist to look into it.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
You could be right. Ask your gastroenterologist to look into it.

Good one Sir!
The Art of Punning is not yet dead.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
He can't count past ten - least not without using his toes!

I'm blessed with fully webbed toes so effectively, in terms of counting, I only have one on each foot.

Originally posted by divegeester
I'm blessed with fully webbed toes so effectively, in terms of counting, I only have one on each foot.

Dissident duck - mutinous mallard - amphibious anarchist - nihilistic newt?
What are you!

A brain the size of a planet and I messed up 😳