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Originally posted by English Anderssen
A brain the size of a planet and I messed up 😳

Pluto, even with the best of intentions, is too far away.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Good one Sir!
The Art of Punning is not yet dead.

An elegant fart joke lies still. It breathes not in exhale.

Originally posted by JerryH
An elegant fart joke lies still. It breathes not in exhale.

That sounds deep and meaningful is it Confucius or Oscar Wilde?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
That sounds deep and meaningful is it Confucius or Oscar Wilde?

It must be Confucius, as it confuses me...

Originally posted by wolfgang59
That sounds deep and meaningful is it Confucius or Oscar Wilde?

Braves barmy ho hum, thou wouldst encourage more I hambic elevameter?

Originally posted by pawnpaw
It must be Confucius, as it confuses me...

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Originally posted by JerryH
Braves barmy ho hum, thou wouldst encourage more I hambic elevameter?

Shall I compare thee to a winter's day? Thou art duller.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Shall I compare thee to a winter's day? Thou art duller.

and more temper tantrum turned. Fierce Fahrenheit to bake the harried.....