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Originally posted by shavixmir
She screamed like a banshee and the smell of burning rubber wafted through room...
So you abducted this woman and forcibly had her in the back of your car in a lay-by off the A77?

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Originally posted by Varg
So you abducted this woman and had forcibly her in the back of your car in a lay-by off the A77?
You weren't filming me again, were you?

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Universally that person's acumen is esteemed very little perceptive concerning whatsoever matters are being held as most profitable by mortals with sapience endowed to be studied who is ignorant of that which the most in doctrine erudite and certainly by reason of that in them high mind's ornament deserving of veneration constantly maintain when by general consent they affirm that other circumstances being equal by no exterior splendour is the prosperity of a nation more efficaciously asserted than by the measure of how far forward may have progressed the tribute of its solicitude for that proliferent continuance which of evils the original if it be absent when fortunately present constitutes the certain sign of omnipollent nature's incorrupted benefaction.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Universally that person's acumen is esteemed very little perceptive concerning whatsoever matters are being held as most profitable by mortals with sapience endowed to be studied who is ignorant of that which the most in doctrine erudite and certainly by reason of that in them high mind's ornament deserving of veneration constantly maintain when by gen ...[text shortened]... unately present constitutes the certain sign of omnipollent nature's incorrupted benefaction.
What he says! What he says!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What he says! What he says!
For who is there who anything of some significance has apprehended but is conscious that that exterior splendour may be the surface of a downwardtending lutulent reality or on the contrary anyone so is there inilluminated as not to perceive that as no nature's boon can contend against the bounty of increase so it behoves every most just citizen to become the exhortator and admonisher of his semblables and to tremble lest what had in the past been by the nation excellently commenced might be in the future not with similar excellence accomplished if an inverecund habit shall have gradually traduced the honourable by ancestors transmitted customs to that thither of profundity that that one was audacious excessively who would have the hardihood to rise affirming that no more odious offence can for anyone be than to oblivious neglect to consign that evangel simultaneously command and promise which on all mortals with prophecy of abundance or with diminution's menace that exalted of reiteratedly procreating function ever irrevocably enjoined?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
For who is there who anything of some significance has apprehended but is conscious that that exterior splendour may be the surface of a downwardtending lutulent reality or on the contrary anyone so is there inilluminated as not to perceive that as no nature's boon can contend against the bounty of increase so it behoves every most just citizen to beco ...[text shortened]... minution's menace that exalted of reiteratedly procreating function ever irrevocably enjoined?
It's like RBHILL acquired a vocabulary...

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
It's like RBHILL acquired a vocabulary...
And spell check.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
It's like RBHILL acquired a vocabulary...
It's from the Oxen of the Sun part of Ulysses. Supposedly the two bits that I've posted represent the Ovum. Go figure.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It's from the Oxen of the Sun part of Ulysses. Supposedly the two bits that I've posted represent the Ovum. Go figure.
I've always thought of RBHILL as a latter-day James Joyce.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I've always thought of RBHILL as a latter-day James Joyce.
Neither exhibit any particular fondness for the Catholic church... And nobody knows what the hell they're saying half the time... Is Arby aware of the full impact of his modernist literary potential?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Neither exhibit any particular fondness for the Catholic church... And nobody knows what the hell they're saying half the time... Is Arby aware of the full impact of his modernist literary potential?
Also, I imagine RBHILL sports the same slightly sinister moustache.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Also, I imagine RBHILL sports the same slightly sinister moustache.
Probably has questionable taste in headgear too...plus a good ear for demotic rhythm...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Probably has questionable taste in headgear too...plus a good ear for demotic rhythm...
demotic or demonic?

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The best sex I ever had was with a large, warm wheel of brie cheese.

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Originally posted by MaxWax
The best sex I ever had was with a large, warm wheel of brie cheese.
Here's 20 bucks kid, go get yourself a hooker.