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Originally posted by mokko
Here's 20 bucks kid, go get yourself a hooker.
Cheaper than brie.

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Wow I think I just chanelled Moldy through my fingertips. 😕

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Originally posted by mokko
Here's 20 bucks kid, go get yourself a hooker.
id be able to get a few for that amount! 😵

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But Brie is so warm and soft... Hookers are so cold and distant.
Plus I wont eat a hooker when im finished but brie hell yeah!

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Originally posted by MaxWax
The best sex I ever had was with a large, warm wheel of brie cheese.
I always wondered where those holes in cheese came from.

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Originally posted by MaxWax
But Brie is so warm and soft... Hookers are so cold and distant.
Plus I wont eat a hooker when im finished but brie hell yeah!
I thought it was hot apple pie that the kids really went for these days?

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Originally posted by mokko
I thought it was hot apple pie that the kids really went for these days?
HOT! what are you trying to do..... burn my bellend!?😲:'(

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Originally posted by rmacken
HOT! what are you trying to do..... burn my bellend!?😲:'(

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😕 How the heck would I know about these thing?

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Originally posted by MaxWax
But Brie is so warm and soft... Hookers are so cold and distant.
Plus I wont eat a hooker when im finished but brie hell yeah!
😞

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Originally posted by mokko
Wow I think I just chanelled Moldy through my fingertips. 😕
Was he good?

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Originally posted by mokko
😕 How the heck would I know about these thing?
You must have burnt your tongue on a McDonalds apple pie!? 😛:'(

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Originally posted by rmacken
You must have burnt your tongue on a McDonalds apple pie!? 😛:'(
What does my tongue have to do with your netheregions?
EDIT: Sorry I ever said that. 😞

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Was he good?
Not as good as he says he is.

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I hope you didn't give yourself a mold infection.