Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveOnly 3 possible takers:
yeah - no takers yet. 🙁
User 182374
User 197990
User 168003
I doubt either of them will accept your offer in a hurry though. 😉
Originally posted by lauseyI live in hope then.😞
Only 3 possible takers:
User 182374
User 197990
User 168003
I doubt either of them will accept your offer in a hurry though. 😉
Originally posted by NordlysA Norwegian was on vacation in Florida. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to buying a pair. Gator shoes are of course expensive, and haggling down the price didn't help. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, "Bare behold de elendige skoene dine. Skal det være på den måten, skal jeg pinadø leie meg båt, dra oppover sumpene her, fange meg en alligator og lage skoene selv!!!!"
If I were Norwegian, I'd tell a Swede joke now. 😛
The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just told me." The Norwegian runs to a boat-rental and gets a boat, then he heads out into the swamp
After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. Both of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. "det må være svenskene" the Norwegian thinks. Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator swims towards one of the Swedes. The Swede is standing there like a statue, just waiting for the big gator to get closer. When the gator is close by the Swede stick his spear into the gator, and with a bit of fighting he get's the beast onto the land, where there is a big pile of gators. The Swede turns the gator on his back and examines its feet, and then finally utters, "Satan också! Inte sko på den haer heller."
