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Originally posted by Kewpie
You don't get it, do you mate? It's a joke thread, it isn't supposed to be true ...
NO it is a Obama Re-elected thread. 😛

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
NO it is a Obama Re-elected thread. 😛
He's not canadian is he???
Seems to be that guy has more documents than Jason BOURNE

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
He's not canadian is he???
Seems to be that guy has more documents than Jason BOURNE
I'm not sure, ask Donald! 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I'm not sure, ask Donald! 😉
I wish I was as well travelled as he is.......
Kenya, New York, Indonesia, Hawaii, Chicago, Washington.

Not bad.
I wouldn't mind having his frequent flier miles.

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Get yourself a job as one of the media pack attached to a politician, and you'll be sure to get your frequent flyer numbers up into the millions very quickly at no cost to you. 🙂

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I wish I was as well travelled as he is.......
Kenya, New York, Indonesia, Hawaii, Chicago, Washington.

Not bad.
I wouldn't mind having his frequent flier miles.
You'd be much better off with his bank account! 😉

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Originally posted by Kewpie
Get yourself a job as one of the media pack attached to a politician, and you'll be sure to get your frequent flyer numbers up into the millions very quickly at no cost to you. 🙂
You'd have to write nice things about him or else you wouldn't be attached to his entourage anymore

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You'd have to write nice things about him or else you wouldn't be attached to his entourage anymore
Indeed, you have to watch who you play with in this world!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Indeed, you have to watch who you play with in this world!
Is Canada happy that Obama is back in or do they give a @@@~~~~$+

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Is Canada happy that Obama is back in or do they give a @@@~~~~$+
I am not a spokesman for Canada...

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You'd have to write nice things about him or else you wouldn't be attached to his entourage anymore
Actually you don't, my nephew's one of them and he's pretty outrageous to the pollies, but he's been in there for years without a problem. Some of our pollies actually have a sense of humour!

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One of my favourite aussie jokes:

Two blokes bump into each other in the supermarket. Sorry mate, says the first one, I am a bit nervous, I lost my wife, can't find her anywhere. Second bloke replies; gee, I can't find mine either, how about we go and look for them together? Sure, says the first one, what does your wife look like? Eh well, she's blonde, long hair, tall slim body, well tanned, large breasts and she's wearing a tight fitting low cut black dress. What does your wife look like? Forget about my wife, says the other bloke, let's go and look for yours!

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Originally posted by Kewpie
Actually you don't, my nephew's one of them and he's pretty outrageous to the pollies, but he's been in there for years without a problem. Some of our pollies actually have a sense of humour!
I would definitely be afraid to write any negative comments about any Aussie Politician. He would look for you punch your lights out then go for a few beers and get re elected on the tale he would tell about it.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
You're right. Know any good Mexican jokes?
This used to be a mildly offensive Mexican joke. Sadly, it's not really a joke anymore and it fits a lot more people than Mexicans! 😛


How do you starve a Mexican?

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Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I would definitely be afraid to write any negative comments about any Aussie Politician. He would look for you punch your lights out then go for a few beers and get re elected on the tale he would tell about it.
Half our pollies are females, you know. Including the Big Cheese.